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Alejandra Mertz
August 21, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog YOUNG JOHN HODGMAN If you just follow the clues,
you always get it right!
Dialog YOUNG JOHN HODGMAN If you just follow the clues,
you always get it right!
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DANA But did John Hunchman get it right? How
did he go from being a famous boy detective to a sad, lonely man?
Dialog DAVID Last year John and I realized: we never
really grew up.
Dialog JOHN No wait. Iʼve had real girlfriends.
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Dialog DANA You were such a star then. Does it
hurt to think about those days now
Dialog JOHN I donʼt think about the past.
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Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure donʼt, you bung hole!
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure donʼt, you bung hole!
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure donʼt, you bung hole!
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure donʼt, you bung hole!
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) You sure donʼt, you bung hole!
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Maʼam? If you donʼt like the show,
you mind if I switch to the game?
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Maʼam? If you donʼt like the show,
you mind if I switch to the game?
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Maʼam? If you donʼt like the show,
you mind if I switch to the game?
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE (O.C.) Oh, I like the show, bud. A
lot.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
Dialog KAYDEE I just was cracking up my Charleston Chew
bar. Yʼsee, you freeze it, and then you slam it HARD against something. Break it into chunks.
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Dialog KAYDEE Pick it up for me, will you, buddy?
Dialog KAYDEE Pick it up for me, will you, buddy?
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Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of
my Charleston Chew?
Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of
my Charleston Chew?
Dialog KAYDEE You want a piece, bud? A piece of
my Charleston Chew?
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?
Dialog COLLEGE DUDE Um. No. Thank you?
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Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldnʼt handle it. Give it
here.
Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldnʼt handle it. Give it
here.
Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldnʼt handle it. Give it
here.
Dialog KAYDEE Yeah. You prolly couldnʼt handle it. Give it
here.
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Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, thatʼs a fucking
no on the fucking game.
Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, thatʼs a fucking
no on the fucking game.
Dialog KAYDEE And by the way, bud, thatʼs a fucking
no on the fucking game.
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Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA (O.S.) (brightly) Before we go tonight, some breaking
news: Grubby has struck again.
Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing
stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing
stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing
stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing
stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
Dialog DANA The High School mascot-gone-rogue was just spotted throwing
stink bombs into the Tesla Dealership in New Downtown. We have this exclusive video from a citizen journalist.
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Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!
Dialog KAYDEE Ha ha ha! YES! You get em Grubby!