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THE PROBE

Avatar for Ashley McGinn Ashley McGinn
April 15, 2026
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THE PROBE

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  12. Dialog Wong..what the

  13. Dialog Wong..what the

  14. Dialog Wong..what the

  15. Dialog how are you even here?

  16. Dialog how are you even here?

  17. Dialog how are you even here?

  18. Dialog how are you even here?

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  23. Dialog Why am i tied up?

  24. Dialog Why am i tied up?

  25. Dialog I just saved you!

  26. Dialog I just saved you!

  27. Dialog And who's the other person,

  28. Dialog And who's the other person,

  29. Dialog the one that ejected you out the airlock?!

  30. Dialog the one that ejected you out the airlock?!

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  32. Dialog You're the "other person"

  33. Dialog you’re the one who ejected me out the goddamn

    airlock--

  34. Dialog you’re the one who ejected me out the goddamn

    airlock--

  35. Dialog you’re the one who ejected me out the goddamn

    airlock--

  36. Dialog you’re the one who ejected me out the goddamn

    airlock--

  37. Dialog for Crissakes, Wong

  38. Dialog how can you even say that??

  39. Dialog how can you even say that??

  40. Dialog how can you even say that??

  41. Dialog don’t fucking pretend you didn’t do it, Tzu!!

  42. Dialog don’t fucking pretend you didn’t do it, Tzu!!

  43. Dialog don’t fucking pretend you didn’t do it, Tzu!!

  44. Dialog don’t fucking pretend you didn’t do it, Tzu!!

  45. Dialog don’t fucking pretend you didn’t do it, Tzu!!

  46. Dialog you KNOW me, I could nev-

  47. Dialog you KNOW me, I could nev-

  48. Dialog you KNOW me, I could nev-

  49. Dialog you KNOW me, I could nev-

  50. Dialog you KNOW me, I could nev-

  51. Dialog JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN

  52. Dialog JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN

  53. Dialog Coupla sleep cycles ago we pulled in

  54. Dialog THIS core

  55. Dialog THIS core

  56. Dialog had something inside

  57. Dialog something vile

  58. Dialog I dunno how

  59. Dialog I dunno how

  60. Dialog I dunno why

  61. Dialog I dunno why

  62. Dialog but it picked you

  63. Dialog but it picked you

  64. Dialog YOU almost killed me

  65. Dialog YOU almost killed me

  66. Dialog YOU almost killed me

  67. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  68. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  69. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  70. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  71. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  72. Dialog you’ve turned this ship back to earth when we’ve

    got two years left

  73. Dialog Our commission?!

  74. Dialog I’ve been on this ship by myself the last

    three

  75. Dialog I’ve been on this ship by myself the last

    three

  76. Dialog I just saw you on an earth transmission at

    Chloe’s birthday!

  77. Dialog What transmission?

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  79. Dialog Was David there?

  80. Dialog Of course he was there, what’re y--

  81. Dialog Of course he was there, what’re y--

  82. Dialog Tzu. That’s impossible.

  83. Dialog Tzu. That’s impossible.

  84. Dialog Wong. You’re not making sense.

  85. Dialog David and Chloe...

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  87. Dialog they’re dead.

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  91. Dialog that’s not fu--

  92. Dialog that’s not fu--

  93. Dialog that’s not fu--

  94. Dialog A car accident..

  95. Dialog you tried to commit suicide

  96. Dialog you tried to commit suicide

  97. Dialog I found you that day

  98. Dialog hid it from corporate, got you transferred to my

    division, got

  99. Dialog I thought it was working

  100. Dialog you never talked about it after we--

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  119. Dialog I’m gonna shoot the goddamned thing

  120. Dialog outta the airlock

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  203. Dialog Wong..

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  209. Dialog Stay where you are!

  210. Dialog Stay where you are!

  211. Dialog Stay where you are!

  212. Dialog Stay where you are!

  213. Dialog Stay where you are!

  214. Dialog I’m not gonna hurt you

  215. Dialog I just-

  216. Dialog Stay.

  217. Dialog the fuck

  218. Dialog the fuck

  219. Dialog where you-

  220. Dialog where you-

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  231. Dialog Wong!

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  235. Dialog oh my god, I-I didn’t mean to-

  236. Dialog oh my god, I-I didn’t mean to-

  237. Dialog Just...just shoot this damn thing...outta the airlock!

  238. Dialog ...

  239. Dialog Tzu, NOW!!

  240. Dialog it’s...fucking with your head...

  241. Dialog it’s...fucking with your head...

  242. Dialog it’s...fucking with your head...

  243. Dialog feeding you what you wanna hear to...

  244. Dialog feeding you what you wanna hear to...

  245. Dialog to get you...to go to earth-

  246. Dialog to get you...to go to earth-

  247. Dialog to get you...to go to earth-

  248. Dialog to get you...to go to earth-

  249. Dialog Wong...you’re telling me

  250. Dialog two YEARS

  251. Dialog of communication with them has all

  252. Dialog been a lie?!

  253. Dialog Two years?!

  254. Dialog Two years?!

  255. Dialog Two years?!

  256. Dialog Two years?!

  257. Dialog Two years?!

  258. Dialog Two years?!

  259. Dialog Two years?!

  260. Dialog Two years?!

  261. Dialog Watching my daughter grow?

  262. Dialog Watching my daughter grow?

  263. Dialog No...

  264. Dialog No...

  265. Dialog then what the hell am I doing here?

  266. Dialog then what the hell am I doing here?

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  268. Dialog Mommy...?

  269. Dialog Mommy...?