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Transcript
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BLINK SHARK ONE: This one made of colorful sticks did
understand me.
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BLINK SHARK ONE: This is very good.
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ZOOKS: Whatever you would like me to do,
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ZOOKS: i- i just- i need to get back to
my friends.
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AMBER: Well don’t say that.
AMBER: They're the- they're the worst!
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AMBER: Sorry I’m not here.
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ZOOKS: Oh, right…
NARRATOR: Uh, the blink shark you’ve been talking to nods
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BLINK SHARK ONE: Oh, oh, yes.
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BLINK SHARK ONE: You will kill four arm woman person.
Until her death.
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BLINK SHARK ONE: “Agreement?”
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ZOOKS: “Oh no, no no no.”
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ZOOKS: "I- I can’t do that. No, uhm."
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ZOOKS: “Four arm- what did you call her?”
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BLINK SHARK ONE: “Four arm woman person.”
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ZOOKS: “Yes, that’s—”
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Ex-Extremely bad.”
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ZOOKS: “Well, she’s my friend.”
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BLINK SHARK ONE: “mmm… You bring death? To many shark
lives?”
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ZOOKS: “Me? No, I have never… ”
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ZOOKS: "killed a shark..."
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Not very good… Not very good.”
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NARRATOR: “The other two, in a chorus.”
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BLINK SHARKS TWO AND THREE “Not very good.”