Upgrade to PRO for Only $50/Year—Limited-Time Offer! 🔥
Speaker Deck
Features
Speaker Deck
PRO
Sign in
Sign up for free
Search
Search
Blink Sharks
Search
CJ Johnson
May 24, 2024
0
33
Blink Sharks
CJ Johnson
May 24, 2024
Tweet
Share
More Decks by CJ Johnson
See All by CJ Johnson
Starwars Fight Scene
cjohns70
0
62
The Pelican
cjohns70
0
39
Sheepdog.pdf
cjohns70
0
18
Featured
See All Featured
How To Stay Up To Date on Web Technology
chriscoyier
791
250k
Improving Core Web Vitals using Speculation Rules API
sergeychernyshev
21
1.3k
Designing for Performance
lara
610
69k
Context Engineering - Making Every Token Count
addyosmani
9
520
Producing Creativity
orderedlist
PRO
348
40k
We Have a Design System, Now What?
morganepeng
54
7.9k
No one is an island. Learnings from fostering a developers community.
thoeni
21
3.6k
Easily Structure & Communicate Ideas using Wireframe
afnizarnur
194
17k
Optimising Largest Contentful Paint
csswizardry
37
3.5k
A Modern Web Designer's Workflow
chriscoyier
698
190k
Making the Leap to Tech Lead
cromwellryan
135
9.7k
The Myth of the Modular Monolith - Day 2 Keynote - Rails World 2024
eileencodes
26
3.2k
Transcript
None
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: This one made of colorful sticks did
understand me.
None
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: This is very good.
None
ZOOKS: Whatever you would like me to do,
None
ZOOKS: i- i just- i need to get back to
my friends.
None
None
AMBER: Well don’t say that.
AMBER: They're the- they're the worst!
None
None
None
AMBER: Sorry I’m not here.
None
None
ZOOKS: Oh, right…
NARRATOR: Uh, the blink shark you’ve been talking to nods
and says
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: Oh, oh, yes.
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: You will kill four arm woman person.
Until her death.
None
None
None
None
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Agreement?”
None
None
ZOOKS: “Oh no, no no no.”
None
ZOOKS: "I- I can’t do that. No, uhm."
None
None
None
ZOOKS: “Four arm- what did you call her?”
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Four arm woman person.”
None
ZOOKS: “Yes, that’s—”
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Ex-Extremely bad.”
None
None
None
None
ZOOKS: “Well, she’s my friend.”
None
None
None
None
None
BLINK SHARK ONE: “mmm… You bring death? To many shark
lives?”
None
None
None
ZOOKS: “Me? No, I have never… ”
None
None
None
ZOOKS: "killed a shark..."
BLINK SHARK ONE: “Not very good… Not very good.”
None
NARRATOR: “The other two, in a chorus.”
None
None
BLINK SHARKS TWO AND THREE “Not very good.”