I am not the only one who is frustrated with the BJJ promotion system. I also won’t lie to you and say that belt ranking doesn’t matter. It does. When I was a White belt with five years of grappling experience I would hate it when another White belt tried to tell me how to do something. It wasn’t an ego thing either because when I don’t know something I do not mind instruction from anyone, but we all know people who have the need to lead even when the best thing they could do is remain in a corner, be quiet and listen. As a consequence I have had to open a can of tap and run a clinic on quite a few super cocky newbies who thought they knew it all. I also think this why going to Blue belt Heaven is so popular. Even though I intend to grapple in my fifties and beyond I can understand grapplers who achieve a Blue belt or grapple a few years and then decide to quit. Honestly, they already have enough grappling skills to handle themselves in a self- defense situation that requires grappling. In a style of thought similar to Tito Ortiz, all it takes to hand someone a “beatin” is a takedown, positional dominance, a couple of blows and or a submission. If you haven’t learned how to do that before becoming a Blue belt or after a year or two of no-gi grappling then you never will. Additionally, if achieving higher than a Blue belt was required before becoming a professional fighter then we also would have very few MMA fighters. (Did I just go there?) Also, for those familiar with the grappling game you know that Purple belts are almost an oddity in our world. Brown and Black belts are even less familiar to our eyes. Yes, we may be aware of a few in our locale and then a host of others due to the Internet but try finding and abundance of qualified Purples, Browns and Black belts in smaller sized cities and one street towns. Grappling is a rough sport and some people don’t like the politics involved. I don’t want to go to Blue belt Heaven, but I understand. Dag! That was kind of sad. Chapter 13 - Being Scrong (Yes, I said Scrong) In grappling you will always hear instructors say don’t muscle your opponent, use skill and technique. You will always eventually face an opponent who is stronger than you. What will you do then? Or using strength is not true Jiu-jitsu; it is designed for the weaker man to defeat a larger, stronger opponent. Yes, all of this is true, but I’ve always argued that if a person shouldn’t be able to muscle a technique, then 135 pound guys shouldn’t be able to do cartwheels to your back, flexible guys and gals shouldn’t be allowed to work an inverted guard and in shape grapplers should be admonished not to go ‘full tilt’ during an entire roll. Listen, I am all for technique and I would rather use it than go ‘ox’ on a grappling buddy, but sometimes the temptation is too strong to avoid using strength on an innocent. When I first started BJJ and people would get me in side control I used to just sit up. I would literally sit up and the person would roll off my chest into my lap. Guys I would be grappling against would say things like, “Holy Shit!” or would just begin laughing. I was new and no one ever told me that I wasn’t being technical; it was just something I could do. Just like flexibility, speed and endurance has to be worked on in order to increase gains or maintain them, so does strength. A lot of grapplers say not to muscle techniques, but then why are so many grapplers into Crossfit, P90x and pumping iron every chance they get. Because, they want to be ‘scrong!’ You can’t complain about a guy muscling you but yet secretly want to bench press 300lbs and dead lift 500. How do you incorporate that kind of strength into smooth technique? No, people want that strength so they can go “Rikki Tikki Tavi” on a sucker. I argue that bench-pressing someone off of you is a skill. It takes years to build up and maintain certain levels of strength. My bench press is closer to 300 than 200 so I have been known to power a few guys off me in a pinch. Yes, it won’t work on everyone, but name me a technique that does. If it works on guys and gals up to 200 or so pounds (I’ll bench press a woman off of me too!) then that’s who I will use it on. Rooster weights don’t mind leapfrogging into guard and risking someone getting a bulged disk trying to hold them up and they don’t mind going for flying arm-bars and potentially crushing an eye socket with the back of their heel, so why get upset if I bench press you a time or too. We are grappling Baby! Use your strengths. Chapter 14 - Throwing Weight Around If you didn’t like my argument about using strength then I know you won’t like what I have to say about using weight. Listen, in grappling circles we like to use a lot of platitudes, most of which we don’t really mean. We like to say things such as: “I really don’t mind getting tapped out in practice, because I’m learning!” “I don’t care what belt rank I have, I can stay a white belt forever and a day! But I am a lazy grappler and I know better. Just recently, I was participating in an advanced class at my academy and we were reviewing half-guard techniques. (Now granted, at this point I had been grappling for over six years but I only pulled half-guard as a last alternative. Plus, I never tried to work technique from this position; I just used it as a stalling technique until I could recover full guard or reverse.) During the positional rolling where one person starts in the other person’s half-guard, I ‘got smashed’ by the first person I was paired with. The second person I was paired with was 135 pounds. I started off in his half-guard and had a thought. I realized that I didn’t feel like getting reversed so I went ‘dead hooker’ on him. I put all of my 200+ pounds on him and went limp. I knew that the only reason he didn’t get a chance to work a reverse is because I was smothering him. Since we started with him flat on his back he didn’t have space to work technique. I did this for the full five minutes. I know; I am evil. But, I view the use of weight in the same way that I view the use of Eddie Bravo like flexibility, rooster like speed used by Frankie Edgar or Urijah Faber, or the always coming at you style of a Cain Velasquez. I think the reason weight is not viewed as glamorous as some of these other styles of play is because it isn’t pretty. For the person experiencing it, the use of weight can be daunting. But as a lazy grappler I admire it and appreciate it. My first taste of someone using weight on me occurred in a Judo tournament. I was wrestling at 204 pounds so I was in the heavyweight category. I had a couple of wins under my belt so I was “feeling myself.” So in my third match I decided to go for a sacrifice throw. I pulled my 240-pound opponent in my direction and placed my foot in his hip to throw him over. The technique worked so well in class. Well anyway, my foot slipped and he fell right on top of me in mount. He grabbed onto me like he had fallen out of a roller coaster ride and I was the safety bar that was his last hope of living or being soup on the ground. For some reason his gi was wide open and my face was immersed in oils, sweat, hair and body fat. I was a relative newbie at the time so I didn’t know any escapes or that I could have just turned my head to the side to get some air. I just panicked. When I sucked in air my mouth acted as a suction cup to his stomach and as his belly skin touched my lips I tapped. That’s when I learned the true power of weight. As I have always been the smallest big guy wherever I have gone (6ft, 225 lbs) I always have to grapple with the Paul Bunyans at my academies. These are the guys who are 6ft 4 and always over 250lbs. When I trained in Georgia, I actually considered leaving grappling for good when I used to always have to grapple a guy nicknamed “Bumblebee.” He was 6’6 and told me he weighed 265. We all knew he was no less than 290. When starting on our knees he would give me a shove and I would fly backwards onto my back. He would quickly pass my guard by digging his elbows into my thighs, which is a move that everyone knows doesn’t work but is just irritating. However, because of his size and strength it felt like someone was shoving two baseball bats in my quadriceps (By the way, my legs didn’t fit all around him anyway). He would smash pass to side control and then we would lie there for five to ten minutes until he could latch on an Americana. His plan never altered and he always submitted me the same way. The pain on my chest was excruciating and when he covered my face and I could barely breathe I would start thinking I was in a bad prison flick and my character was named Victim 1 – Act: Rape Scene. I developed a case of claustrophobia and almost quit. But I suffered through it and learned how to cope. Now when grappling the big boys I don’t panic and can think my way out of tough positions. I recounted these events from my past to say that ‘light’ people need to get used to grappling with heavy guys and that heavy guys often have to roll with heavier guys. I have paid my dues and continue to pay them and I use my weight when I need to. To do otherwise would be to deny who I am. People like Gabe Gonzaga, Brock Lesnar and Roy “Big Country” Nelson don’t give anyone breaks then why should I. I worked hard to gain this weight; it would be