Sfx: alien forest - plants rustling, distant animal calls
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Sfx: Rustle, rustle
Alien Guard: YAWN...
Sfx: shwing!
Sfx: woosh!
Alien Guard: Huh?
Alien Guard: *grumble* Hate this dumb job...
Alien Guard: *grumble* Nothing ever happens-
Alien Guard: GAH!
SFX: ZAP!!!
Sfx: Shoop!
Sfx: CRASH
Beat
Sfx: click!
Violet: *phew…*
Zip: Hey!
Zip: Name please.
Violet: What the-?!
Violet: AH!
Violet: oof!
Violet: Who are you? Where did you come from?!
Zip: Look, buddy,
Zip: I just need a name.
Violet: *Gasp!*
Sfx: ZAP!!!
Violet: Huh?
Zip: *Sigh*
Zip: C’mon man,
Zip: I don’t have,
Zip: All day.
Violet: Uh...
Violet: My- My name’s…
Violet: Violet...
Zip: tsk...
Zip: Nope, don’t see any Violets...
Zip: Did you make a reservation?
Violet: A reservation?
Violet: For what?!
Zip: Hello!
SFX: CLAP!
SFX: Pssshh!
SFX: Shoop!
Zip: All assassination attempts
Zip: require a reservation.
Zip: And we don’t take walk-ins.
Violet: What?!
Violet: Are you kidding me?!
Violet: Who makes a reservation,
Violet: For an assassination attempt?!
Violet: This is koo-koo!
Violet: Look!
Violet: The king is,
Violet: RIGHT THERE!
Violet: I just need one shot-
Zip: Yeeeah, but
Zip: That wouldn’t be fair to the guys who made reservations,
Zip: Right?
Violet: Say what?
SFX: DING!
Trebulax: Sup, Trebulax.
Trebulax: Booked the 1:30.
Zip: Trebulax! Gotcha right here!
Zip: You may proceed.
Trebulax: ‘Scuse me.
SFX: ZAPP!!!
SFX: BOOOOM!!!!!!
Trebulax: YES!!
Violet: No...
Trebulax: Haha nice!
Violet: Aw come on! I coulda done that!
Zip: Not...
Zip: Without a reservation.
Violet: Wait wait! Hold on!
Violet: What about the next monarch?
Violet: Y-Yeah! I’d like to make a reservation,
Violet: For the NEXT monarch,
Violet: Please!
Zip: *sigh*
Zip: Sure, okay.
Zip: I will put you down...
Zip: I will put you down… Violet...
Violett: *inhale*
Violett: Phew!
Violett: Oh!
Violett: By the way,
Violett: Who will the next king be?
Zip: Hehehehe...
Zip: ME!!!
Violett: U-uh-
SFX: WHACK!!