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Michał Paluchowski
August 29, 2012
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Programming, Motherf*cker
Introduction to what programmers do, for non-programmers.
Michał Paluchowski
August 29, 2012
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Transcript
PROGRAMMING, ZBGURESHPXRE @mpaluchowski Michał Paluchowski
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Programmer
Who we are What we do Why it breaks
Honesty
The computer only does what you tell it to do.
Not what you want it to do. „ Anon.
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Unlimited possibilities
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var light = new Light();
Mastery
printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
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printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
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printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2
== 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an inte scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n"); printf("Enter an integer\n"); scanf("%d", &n); if ( n % 2 == 0 ) printf("Even\n"); else printf("Odd\n");
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Leadership
Leadership Management
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PROGRAMMING, ZBGURESHPXRE
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A B N O +13
PROGRAMMING, MOTHERFUCKER
Michał Paluchowski President @mpaluchowski
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