What do you do if you have a single letter Twitter handle and your reply stream is virtually useless due to people using “@a” in ways that make you lose faith in humanity (“I’m @a bar” is the best of it)? These days, you might call machine learning to the rescue. ML is a hot new topic, but may be a bit difficult to get started with in a large project. This session explains how I used ML and a couple of other tricks to build a reply stream cleaner that sanitizes my Twitter consumption and will hopefully inspire you to use ML in your own projects.