Shop Lift Bachelorette

A girl tries to steal a bottle of sexy margarita mix, but she is stuck in endless conversation with a clueless shop assistant.

Screenplay by: Brent Bannister

Transcript

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25. Dialog MICAH (O.S): Hey there! SB-HW 01 Page 25/158
26. Dialog MICAH: So just a heads up, the store is closing in around 5 minutes. SB-HW 01 Page 26/158
27. Dialog MICAH: So just a heads up, the store is closing in around 5 minutes. SB-HW 01 Page 27/158
28. Dialog SLATER: Oh okay! SB-HW 01 Page 28/158
29. Dialog MICAH: So do you need help with anything? SB-HW 01 Page 29/158
30. Dialog SLATER: No, I'm chill SB-HW 01 Page 30/158
31. Dialog MICAH: mhmm, mhmm. SB-HW 01 Page 31/158
32. Dialog MICAH: I, uh, are you sure? You aren't carrying anything... SB-HW 01 Page 32/158
33. Dialog MICAH: and you've been here for a while... SB-HW 01 Page 33/158
34. Dialog MICAH: Want to check out the produce section? SB-HW 01 Page 34/158
35. Dialog SLATER: Sure, you on ahead, I'll meet you there. SB-HW 01 Page 35/158
36. Dialog MICAH: Cool! Yeah so what are you looking for? Are you getting stuff for a party or... SB-HW 01 Page 36/158
37. Dialog SLATER: Yeah, party! Go, go go! SB-HW 01 Page 37/158
38. Dialog SLATER: Yeah, party! Go, go go! SB-HW 01 Page 38/158
39. Dialog SLATER: Yeah, party! Go, go go! SB-HW 01 Page 39/158
40. Dialog SLATER: Yeah, party! Go, go go! SB-HW 01 Page 40/158
41. Dialog MICAH: Although for a party, you can't go wrong with margaritas. SB-HW 01 Page 41/158
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43. Dialog SLATER: Look... SB-HW 01 Page 43/158
44. Dialog SLATER: Mee... Meeka? SB-HW 01 Page 44/158
45. Dialog SLATER: I changed my mind. I'm gonna go, but thanks for the help! SB-HW 01 Page 45/158
46. Dialog MICAH: Yeah no problem at all. SB-HW 01 Page 46/158
47. Dialog MICAH: By the way... this isn't my main job, I'm actually a semi-abstract artist. SB-HW 01 Page 47/158
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55. Dialog SLATER: Don't you have something else to do? SB-HW 01 Page 55/158
56. Dialog MICAH: Yeah but okay. I'll be honest, I came over here because SB-HW 01 Page 56/158
57. Dialog MICAH: I saw you on the cameras SB-HW 01 Page 57/158
58. Dialog SLATER: What- what exactly did you see? SB-HW 01 Page 58/158
59. Dialog MICAH(O.S): I was doing work stuff on the computer and saw you in the margarita aisle-- SB-HW 01 Page 59/158
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61. Dialog MICAH (O.S): Meka, meka-- MICAH (O.S): It's Micah SB-HW 01 Page 61/158
62. Dialog SLATER (O.S): All I was doing, was just-- you see... SB-HW 01 Page 62/158
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64. Dialog SLATER: I didn't have a basket because I couldn't find them! SB-HW 01 Page 64/158
65. Dialog MICAH (O.S): For sure, and I can show you where the baskets are after, but I mean that's not why I'm talking to you. SB-HW 01 Page 65/158
66. Dialog SLATER: Right, I figured you might've seen that I needed one. On the camera. MICAH: You thought I saw that you needed a basket? SB-HW 01 Page 66/158
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75. Dialog SLATER: Micah, sorry, it's my sister's bachelorette party, we're in the limo outside. They sent me in here to lift this bottle as a dare. SB-HW 01 Page 75/158
76. Dialog MICAH (O.S): Wait, are you married? Or do you have, like, a boyfriend? SLATER: Huh? SB-HW 01 Page 76/158
77. Dialog MICAH (O.S): Okay so, I was wondering if you wanted to model for a painting I'm starting. Only if you're comfortable with that, I can change the content too, as well, but it's like a very emotional piece. SB-HW 01 Page 78/158
78. Dialog MICAH: Do you think I could get your number? SB-HW 01 Page 79/158
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81. Dialog SLATER: Wow. I am glad to hear that's why you came over. I do have to go though. Maybe I'll come back and we can set that up. SB-HW 01 Page 82/158
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95. Dialog MICAH: Oh, um, hey. Yeah, no yeah, I was just... helping her with her final checkout. SB-HW 01 Page 96/158
96. Dialog MICAH: You know I come from a chivalrous family, and checkout can be quite tricky sometimes SB-HW 01 Page 97/158
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100. Dialog MICAH: and since we have so many, I thought I might help out! SB-HW 01 Page 101/158
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103. Dialog MICAH: So yeah, I got this, we were going to figure out which Margarita would be best for her. Her interests. You know? SB-HW 01 Page 104/158
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105. Dialog MICAH: You would understand, you're manager! You're so cool, coolest boss. SB-HW 01 Page 106/158
106. Dialog MICAH: I mean if you want to handle this yourself you totes should, boss! Whatever you wanna do SB-HW 01 Page 107/158
107. Dialog MICAH: You know I'm behind you 100%--- MANAGER: (clears throat) SB-HW 01 Page 108/158
108. Dialog MANAGER: Sorry, what's your name? SB-HW 01 Page 109/158
109. Dialog SLATER: ... It's Slater SB-HW 01 Page 110/158
110. Dialog MANAGER: You're dripping on my floor, Slater. SB-HW 01 Page 111/158
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134. Dialog MICAH: Hey are you alright? Lemme go grab a towel! SB-HW 01 Page 135/158
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