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Horse In A Bar

Horse In A Bar

Your average horse in a bar joke, but with a little twist.

Kat Darwich

November 30, 2024
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  1. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 21 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--what's

    a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?" horse Page 21/121
  2. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 22 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--what's

    a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?" horse Page 22/121
  3. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 23 Duration 01:00 Action Notes

    CJ chuckles at his own joke. horse Page 23/121
  4. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 25 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I

    hate the funny ones." horse Page 25/121
  5. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 26 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Well

    damn, I didn't know it was a crime around here to be a little silly." horse Page 26/121
  6. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 27 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Look

    stranger, I don't get paid extra to listen to your stand up routine." horse Page 27/121
  7. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 28 Duration 01:00 Dialog "So

    you gonna order something, or what?" horse Page 28/121
  8. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 29 Duration 01:00 Dialog CJ:

    "A cold Bowser Beer. Please." horse Page 29/121
  9. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 30 Duration 01:00 Dialog "See?

    That's all I needed." horse Page 30/121
  10. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 32 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--no

    awkward comedy skits--" horse Page 32/121
  11. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 34 Duration 01:00 Dialog "A

    simple, 'no thanks' would suffice." horse Page 34/121
  12. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 36 Duration 01:00 Dialog --you

    shouldn't treat paying customers like crap." horse Page 36/121
  13. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 38 Duration 01:00 Dialog "You

    know what, I don't like your attitude man." horse Page 38/121
  14. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 39 Duration 01:00 Dialog "So

    just pay for your beer and get the hell out of here." horse Page 39/121
  15. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 42 Duration 01:00 Dialog "You

    think you can be rude to me and I'm just gonna tolerate it?" horse Page 42/121
  16. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 43 Duration 01:00 Dialog "How

    about you shut up and just let me drink my beer!" horse Page 43/121
  17. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 48 Duration 01:00 Dialog "--is

    this guy bothering you Jackie?" horse Page 48/121
  18. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 52 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I'm

    Murray. And I'm the security around here." horse Page 52/121
  19. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 54 Duration 01:00 Dialog In

    mild disbelief: "Are you...are you actually a horse?" horse Page 54/121
  20. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 55 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Or

    is this just some freaky costume you're wearing for fun?" horse Page 55/121
  21. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 59 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Alright

    bud, petting zoo's closed. It's about time you hit the road." horse Page 59/121
  22. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 60 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Or

    what, you're gonna make me-- horse Page 60/121
  23. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 71 Duration 01:00 Dialog What,

    can't take a little joke? horse Page 71/121
  24. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 73 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 73/121
  25. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 74 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 74/121
  26. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 75 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 75/121
  27. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 76 Duration 01:00 Dialog Mutters:

    "Maybe if it was funny..." horse Page 76/121
  28. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 78 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    maybe YOU should get off your--" horse Page 78/121
  29. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 80 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Strike

    two buddy. Wanna go for three?" horse Page 80/121
  30. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 83 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Tell

    me if you've heard this one before." horse Page 83/121
  31. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 84 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Tell

    me if you've heard this one before--" horse Page 84/121
  32. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 85 Duration 01:00 Dialog A

    horse walks into a bar-- horse Page 85/121
  33. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 86 Duration 01:00 Dialog A

    horse walks into a bar-- horse Page 86/121
  34. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 96 Duration 01:00 Action Notes

    Bottle falls and crashes, spilling beer all over the place horse Page 96/121
  35. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 98 Duration 01:00 Dialog "And

    that's strike three." horse Page 98/121
  36. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 99 Duration 01:00 Dialog Murray

    off screen: "It's closing time for you." horse Page 99/121
  37. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 100 Duration 01:00 Dialog Murray

    off screen: "It's closing time for you." horse Page 100/121
  38. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 102 Duration 01:00 Dialog "It's

    closing time for you." horse Page 102/121
  39. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 103 Duration 01:00 Dialog "It's

    closing time for you." horse Page 103/121
  40. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 107 Duration 01:00 Dialog *low

    groan when bartender taps his arm* horse Page 107/121
  41. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 108 Duration 01:00 Dialog Oh

    crap! You really nailed him this time Murray. Got the hoof print and EVERYTHING. horse Page 108/121
  42. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 110 Duration 01:00 Dialog "I

    told you the funny ones are the worst." "No kiddin'. This one was just asking to get smacked." horse Page 110/121
  43. Scene 1 Duration 02:01:00 Panel 111 Duration 01:00 Dialog "Do

    you mind taking care of this garbage while I clean up the spilled beer?" "On it." horse Page 111/121