Don't Talk To Me

A story told by Aris (@AvoidingThePuddle) on stream.

Transcript

1. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 1 / 49 1A 0:00
2. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 2 / 49 2A 0:02
3. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 3 / 49 3A 0:04 You know how, I say to people, "Don't talk to me"?
4. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 4 / 49 4A 0:06 Right?
5. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 5 / 49 5A 0:08 You know, Charles
6. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 6 / 49 6A 0:10 My roommate?
7. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 7 / 49 7A 0:12 He fuckin' invented that strat
8. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 8 / 49 8A 0:14 There was this guy...
9. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 9 / 49 9A 0:16
10. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 10 / 49 10A 0:18 He was a weird guy
11. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 11 / 49 11A 0:20 We used to call him
12. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 12 / 49 12A 0:22 FEET
13. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 13 / 49 13A 0:24 I don't know what his real name was
14. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 14 / 49 14A 0:26 I think it was Ouie or something
15. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 15 / 49 15A 0:28 Anyway he played tekken 5
16. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 16 / 49 16A 0:30 And he
17. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 17 / 49 17A 0:32 Always took his character's
18. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 18 / 49 18A 0:34 shoes off
19. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 19 / 49 19A 0:36
20. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 20 / 49 20A 0:38 And he always played chick characters
21. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 21 / 49 21A 0:40
22. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 22 / 49 22A 0:42 So he always had a girl character
23. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 23 / 49 23A 0:44 Lilli or whatever
24. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 24 / 49 24A 0:46 Never had shoes on
25. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 25 / 49 25A 0:48 So we started calling him Feet
26. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 26 / 49 26A 0:50 Cause he was weird
27. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 27 / 49 27A 0:52 So his name was Feet, and he was weird
28. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 28 / 49 28A 0:54 So one time me and Char were standing in the arcade...
29. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 29 / 49 29A 0:56 ...and Feet was right next to Char
30. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 30 / 49 30A 0:58 And this was in real life, we're all at the arcade, standing there
31. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 31 / 49 31A 1:00 And Feet goes over to Char and he goes
32. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 32 / 49 32A 1:02 "Hey...!"
33. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 33 / 49 33A 1:04 "Hey, how unsafe is that on block?"
34. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 34 / 49 34A 1:06 And Char leans over and he goes
35. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 35 / 49 35A 1:08
36. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 36 / 49 36A 1:10 "Don't Talk to Me"
37. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 37 / 49 37A 1:12
38. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 38 / 49 38A 1:14
39. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 39 / 49 39A 1:16 And I'm standing right next to both of them
40. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 40 / 49 40A 1:18 And I'm like
41. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 41 / 49 41A 1:20 *gasps*
42. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 42 / 49 42A 1:22 Like I'd just witnessed the Daigo full parry!
43. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 43 / 49 43A 1:24 Like this guy just socially parried this other guy
44. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 44 / 49 44A 1:26
45. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 45 / 49 45A 1:28
46. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 46 / 49 46A 1:30
47. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 47 / 49 47A 1:32
48. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 48 / 49 48A 1:34 And I just witnessed it. It was really a moment of admiration.
49. DON'T TALK TO ME Boards: 49 | Shots: 49 | Duration: 1:38 | Aspect Ratio: 16 : 9 DRAFT: JULY 30, 2021 Page: 49 / 49 49A 1:36 It was the meanest thing I'd ever seen.