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The Alleyway

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February 26, 2020
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The Alleyway

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Transcript

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  8. bbb Isaiah: *heavy breathing*

  9. bbb Isaiah: *heavy breathing*

  10. bbb Isaiah: *heavy breathing*

  11. bbb Isaiah: *heavy breathing*

  12. Sam: Oh, hey. What took you so long?

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  14. Sam: Y-you...

  15. *loses breath*

  16. Sam: You didn't even say go!

  17. *loses breath*

  18. S: Like you had a chance anyway!

  19. S: Burger?

  20. I: I'm good. S: Suit yourself.

  21. *bing* S: Oh, message from mom.

  22. I: Huh?

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  24. I: "Be home by-

  25. None

  26. S: What.

  27. I: Screen turned off...

  28. S: Oh.

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  30. I: "Be home by 4. Remind Isaiah the plumber is

    coming today."

  31. I: The plumber!

  32. S: I-I totally forgot I need to let him in.

  33. S: Plumber?

  34. I: Why didn't you remind me!?

  35. S: Mom didn't tell me about a plumber!

  36. S: ...at least I don't think so...

  37. I: Yeah? That's because...

  38. I: Because what.

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  40. I: whatever.

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  42. I: We can still make it if we hurry.

  43. None

  44. I: (mutters) ...toilet hasn't been working for...

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  46. I: What!?

  47. S: Woah cool it.

  48. S: I know a shortcut.

  49. I: What?

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  53. S: Shortcut.

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  56. I: See ya later.

  57. S: Alright...guess you wanna be late.

  58. S: This'll cut fifteen minutes for sure.

  59. I: EUGH

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  61. I: You better be right.

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  72. I: Why do I even try?

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  74. I: I could still make it.

  75. I: What are you doing.

  76. S: Stretching.

  77. S: Watch and learn.

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  82. S: HUP

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  88. S: Now come on. I don't need mom grounding me

    because...

  89. S: you didn't remember something.

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  92. S: Watch your step!

  93. I: SHUT UPP!

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  99. I: W-WOAH S-SAM

  100. I: S-SAM H-HELP

  101. I: S-SAM H-HELP

  102. I: S-SAM H-HELP

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  105. I: SAAAM!

  106. I (O.S.): AAAAGH!

  107. I: eugghh

  108. I: eugghh

  109. I: eugghh

  110. S: No way.

  111. I: H-help me!

  112. I: H-help me!

  113. I: H-help me!

  114. I: H-help me!

  115. S: Say "cheese" Spiderman!

  116. I: H-help me!

  117. I: H-help me!

  118. I: SAM!

  119. I: SAM!

  120. S: Come on. Not even a smile?

  121. I: S-see this is why...

  122. I: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T TRUST YOU!

  123. I (O.S.): YOUR ALWAYS FOOLING AROUND!

  124. I (O.S.): YOUR ALWAYS FOOLING AROUND!

  125. I: eugghh

  126. I: eugghh

  127. I: help me!

  128. I: help me!

  129. *ROAR*

  130. *ROAR*

  131. S: Did you here that?

  132. I: H-hear wha-

  133. I: STOP-FOOLING-AROUND!

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  135. S: Alright Spidey. Why don't you have mom come help

    you.
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  137. I: S-SAM WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!

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  139. I: SAM!

  140. I: huh?

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  145. I: euugh

  146. I: euugh

  147. I: euugh

  148. I: euugh

  149. I: euugh

  150. *SCREAM*

  151. *SCREAM*

  152. I: SAM!

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  154. I: S-Sam?

  155. I: S-Sam?

  156. I: Sam no more-

  157. I: messing around...

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  159. I: S-Sam?

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  161. I: If you're playing a joke on me-

  162. I: it's not funny.

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  164. I: C-come on.

  165. I: C-come on.

  166. I: (echoes) Are you in there?

  167. I: Mom's gonna be mad if we're late.

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  173. I: (echoes) I-I'm-

  174. I: (echoes) I-I'm-

  175. I: I'm sorry, ok?

  176. I: I'm sorry, ok?

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