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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-003.png g *SPLORCH*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-006.png g *POP*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-007.png g Extra: Alright...SPLORGEN! My favorite!
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-016.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-017.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-018.png *whispers*...that’s the new girl...
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-021.png Sarah (o.s.): ALEX! OVER HERE!
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-023.png Sarah: There’s a spot next to me!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-024.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-025.png S: Hey, guys, this is Alex. We met in
math class.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-026.png S: Hey, guys, this is Alex. We met in
math class.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-027.png Brixx: Kurobi knight is better! Roba: NO! Blue magician
is! It’s in the data!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-028.png S: STOP IT YOU GUYS OR ELSE I’LL BURN
YOUR CARDS!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-029.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-030.png Both: hi alex.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-031.png Alex: H-hey nice to meet you!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-032.png S: So how’s your first day going?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-033.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-034.png A: Weeell...not so good.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-035.png A: I was late to my first class and...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-036.png ...I’ve already lost my celestial ruler...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-037.png ...I’ve already lost my celestial ruler...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-038.png ...I’ve already lost my celestial ruler...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-039.png ...and I poked a nebulous frog without...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-040.png a glove on.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-041.png a glove on. Which means I may now have
some kind of...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-042.png stomach bug?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-043.png S: Nah, that’s just a myth.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-044.png B: Nuh uh my grandpa died from stomach bugs!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-045.png R: He died of obesity.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-046.png B: Take that back! Gramndpa wasn’t fa-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-047.png *RUMBLE*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-048.png A: th-this splorgen isn’t sitting well with me...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-049.png hehe must be the bugs!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-050.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-051.png *SPLORCH*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-052.png A: Do you guys know about gorp, or garp...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-053.png or something like that?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-054.png S: You mean...Gorch?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-055.png A: Oh yeah Gorch!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-056.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-057.png A: I uh...accidently sprayed a can of...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-058.png asteroid adhesive all over his locker...I don’t knw how
to clean it off...
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-061.png Both: oh man...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-062.png B: We gotta get away from this earth kid!
She’s gonna get us killed!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-063.png B: We gotta get away from this earth kid!
She’s gonna get us killed!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-064.png S: Woah cool it, lunchbox!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-065.png S: It’s okay. Gorch isn’t that bad.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-066.png A: What’s a Gorch?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-067.png R: Gorch is a Wallytochet.Rumors say-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-068.png they destroy whole worlds! They have no weaknesses!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-069.png He’s gonna kill you. No question.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-070.png B: He’s gonna kill all of us!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-071.png S: Nah ignore them. Everything’s gonna be alright.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-072.png S: Nah ignore them. Everything’s gonna be alright.
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-075.png S: Ok, maybe not?
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-082.png A: Y-you must be Gorch...
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-084.png Gorch: Dat’s me alright!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-085.png G: Down here pea brain!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-086.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-087.png G: I got word you sprayed my locker with
some gunk!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-088.png G: I got word you sprayed my locker with
some gunk!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-089.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-090.png *SNAP*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-095.png B: This is the end dude!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-096.png G: Yous got some kinda problem with me new
girl?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-097.png G: Yous got some kinda problem with me new
girl?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-098.png A: N-no not at all.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-099.png A: In fact I love tallywatchets...or...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-100.png ...willytitchers?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-101.png S: (whispers)...wallytochet...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-102.png A: WALLYTOCHETS!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-103.png *RUMBLE*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-104.png A: oh man I don’t feel so good...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-105.png G: Is that so?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-106.png G: Cause you’re about...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-107.png ...to feel...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-108.png EVEN WORSE!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-109.png S: HEY!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-110.png S: You watch it Gorch!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-111.png S: Do you remember...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-112.png *SHING*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-113.png S: ...the last time...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-114.png *SHING*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-115.png ...you messed...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-116.png *SHING*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-117.png A: euugghh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-118.png B: *sniffles* you can have my cards if I
don't make it dude.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-119.png S: ...with me and...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-120.png S: ...with me and...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-121.png my friends?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-122.png my friends?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-123.png G: You really wanna do this, fish breathe?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-124.png S: Try me, you snac-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-125.png huh?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-126.png A: I-I don’t...
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-127.png A: feel so wel-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-128.png A: ULP
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-129.png *BUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-130.png *BUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-131.png *BUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP continues*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-132.png G: Eeeeeaaahhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-133.png G: Eeeeeaaahhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-134.png G: Eeeeeaaahhh
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-138.png G: aaahhhhhhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-139.png G: aaahhhhhhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-140.png G: aaahhhhhhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-141.png G: aaahhhhhhh
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-144.png G: aaahhhhhhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-145.png G: aaahhhhhhh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-146.png *GULP*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-155.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-156.png *SMACK*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-157.png *SMACK*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-158.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-159.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-160.png *SMACK*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-161.png *SMACK*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-170.png S: A-are you alright? A: y-yea-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-171.png *HRRRG*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-172.png *HRRRG*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-173.png G: Y-you’re g-gonna-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-174.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-175.png *HOCK*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-178.png G: St-st-st
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-179.png G: Stomach Bugs!?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-180.png S: Yep and there’s more where that came from
right guys?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-181.png Both: UHHH
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-182.png G: Y-you guys are craz-
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-183.png *RUMBLE*
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-184.png G: eeeerrrm
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-185.png *farts*
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-187.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-188.png S: pffffft
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-189.png Both: hahahahaha
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-190.png Everyone: hahahahahahahahaha
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-191.png Everyone: hahahahahahahahaha
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-195.png G: P-pick me up
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-200.png G: C-can you take me to the bathroom?
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-201.png
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-202.png S: heheheheh
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-203.png Stephany: Hmph!
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-204.png <laughter stops>
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-205.png
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-207.png G: Y-ou’ll pay for this! All of you!
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-214.png Everyone: cheers
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-215.png B: oh man we are sooo dead.
Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-216.png R: Well, it seems you found the Wallytotchet’s weakness.
Stomach Bugs.
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Lunch-1_A_0-scene1-218.png A: I think I have class with him next
period.