The Humour Here is Bone Dry

A fan storyboard of the introduction scene of Sans and Papyrus - the two skeleton brothers from the hit indie game, UNDERTALE by Toby Fox.

All dialogue was from the original game - sans that one line from Undyne the leader of the Royal Guard.

Transcript

1. sup, bro?
5. YOU KNOW WHAT • SUP • BROTHER!
6. YOU KNOW WHAT • SUP • BROTHER!
7. YOU KNOW WHAT • SUP • BROTHER!
9. IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T…
10. IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T…
11. IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T…
12. IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T…
13. IT’S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T…
14. RECALIBRATED.
15. YOUR.
16. PUZZLES!
17. YOU JUST HAND AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
18. YOU JUST HAND AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
19. YOU JUST HAND AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
21. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
22. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
24. staring at this lamp.
25. it’s really cool. do you wanna look?
26. it’s really cool. do you wanna look?
27. NO!!
28. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!
29. WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
30. I WANT TO BE READY!!!
31. I WANT TO BE READY!!!
32. I WILL BE THE ONE!
33. I WILL BE THE ONE!
34. I MUST BE THE ONE!
35. I MUST BE THE ONE!
38. I
40. WILL
42. CAPTURE
44. A HUMAN!
45. THEN, I,
46. THEN, I,
47. THE GREAT PAPYRUS…
48. THE GREAT PAPYRUS…
49. WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
50. WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
51. WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
52. WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
53. WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
57. RESPECT…
58. RESPECT…
62. RECOGNITION…
63. RECOGNITION…
65. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!
66. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! Woo Papyrus you’re the best!!
67. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! Woo Papyrus you’re the best!!
68. I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! Woo Papyrus you’re the best!!
69. PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY,
70. PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY,
71. “FRIEND?’
75. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
76. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
77. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
78. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
79. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
80. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
81. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
82. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
83. I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
84. hmm…
85. maybe this lamp will help you.
86. maybe this lamp will help you.
88. SANS?
89. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
90. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
91. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
92. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
93. ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
94. ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
95. ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
96. ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
97. ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
98. YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
99. -muffled- hey, take it easy.
100. i’ve gotten a ton of work done today. ton
101. a skele-ton. ton
102. a skele-ton. ton
104. SANS!!!
106. come on.
107. come on.
109. you’re smiling.
110. you’re smiling.
111. I AM AND I HATE IT!
112. I AM AND I HATE IT!
113. SFX: - sans teleports away -
121. • SIGH •
122. • SIGH •
123. WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME…
124. WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME…
125. HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION…
126. HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION…
127. HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION…
128. HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION…
129. HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION…
130. wow, sounds like you’re really working yourself… SFX: - stage lights turn off -
131. down to the bone.
132. SFX: - rimshot -
133. SFX: - rimshot -
134. UGH!!!
135. UGH!!!
140. I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
141. I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
142. AS FOR YOUR WORK?
143. AS FOR YOUR WORK?
144. PUT A LITTLE MORE…
146. “BACKBONE”
147. INTO IT!!!!
148. NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
149. NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
150. HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
151. HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
153. HEH!
157. ok,
158. ok,
159. you can come out now.
160. you can come out now.
163. \