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Birthday Dinner

Jordan Falk
February 01, 2024
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Birthday Dinner

Jordan Falk

February 01, 2024
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Transcript

  1. Gramma: Hey, happy late birthday!

  2. Gramma: Hey, happy late birthday!

  3. You’re right on time, our reservations are at 6.

  4. FRANK!

  5. Now where are my keys?

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  35. Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.

  36. Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.

  37. Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.

  38. Grampa: Your grandmother doesn’t let me drive anymore.

  39. Gramma: Your DOCTOR doesn’t want you driving anymore.

  40. Grampa: Yeah, but don’t you think it’s a husband’s job—

  41. –to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?

  42. –to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?

  43. –to drive his beautiful wife and granddaughter around?

  44. Um...?

  45. Gramma: Anybody read any good books lately?

  46. Gramma: Anybody read any good books lately?

  47. Grampa: No no no!

  48. Grampa: No no no!

  49. Grampa: I want to know what the young generation thinks!

  50. I dunno, Grampa.

  51. If I were you, I’d appreciate having my own personal

    valet.

  52. If I were you, I’d appreciate having my own personal

    valet.

  53. Grampa: My own valet, huh?

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  56. I guess that’s one way to look at it.

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  70. Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—

  71. Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—

  72. Thanks for the meal Grampa, that was really—

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  74. —great.

  75. —great.

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  93. Grampa: You know…

  94. Grampa: You know…

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  98. …This used to be my world.

  99. …This used to be my world.

  100. …This used to be my world.

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  104. C’mon, Grampa!

  105. You’re still—

  106. Grampa: Yup!

  107. Grampa: Yup!

  108. Grampa: This parking lot used to be a Burger King.

  109. Grampa: I’ve spent a lot of time in this parking

    lot.

  110. Grampa: I’ve spent a lot of time in this parking

    lot.

  111. Grampa: Good times, the 70’s.

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  116. Grampa: Get in, you two!

  117. Grampa: Get in, you two!

  118. Grampa: Get in, you two!

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