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Jordan Falk
May 30, 2024
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(re)Meet (un)cute
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May 30, 2024
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Transcript
So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel
books?
So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel
books?
So the guy has a bookshop that only sells travel
books?
What kind of business model is that?
What kind of business model is that?
C’mon, it was the 90’s!
Also, it’s a movie? Duh?
Not a fantasy movie…
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Oh my god, is that who I think it is?
Oh my god, is that who I think it is?
Oh my god, is that who I think it is?
If it’s Jack Black again, that guy was just a
lookali—
If it’s Jack Black again, that guy was just a
lookali—
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Dude, she’s coming this way…
Dude, she’s coming this way…
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(heavy breathing)
(heavy breathing)
(heavy breathing)
(bell rings)
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Hey Lucy!
Sarah!
It’s been so long!
(inaudible dialogue)
(inaudible dialogue)
(inaudible dialogue)
(gasp)
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So are you in university now?
I start next month!
Wow, that’s crazy!
Wow, that’s crazy!
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So uh, how’s Cary?
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(cracks up)
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He’s uh… doing great!
So can I help you find anything?
(O.S.) Yeah, do you have any of those crossword books?
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Riiiiiiiip!
I’ll look it up in our database.
I’ll look it up in our database. I’ll look it
up in our database. pssst!
I’ll look it up in our database.
I’ll look it up in our database. pssst!
I’ll look it up in our database.
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Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…
Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…
Sorry, I’m still getting used to this system…
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Phew, what an awful shift!
Phew, what an awful shift!
I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?
I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?
I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?
I’d quit, but what if I need health insurance?
I wish God would send me a sign…
I wish God would send me a sign…
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(horn blares)
(horn blares)
(tires screeching)
(tires screeching)
Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!
Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!
Looks like our puzzle section is upstairs to the left!
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Hey, Claiborne.
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Hi Sarah.
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I didn’t know you were up here.
Heh, same.
I guess sound doesn’t travel well in here.
(O.S.) LOOK FOR THE NYT ONE!
(O.S.) LOOK FOR THE NYT ONE!
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So I hear you’re doing great.
So I hear you’re doing great.
Oh yeah. I moved back in with my parents,
and I’m back working in the shop with my baby
sister…
But other than that things are going great.
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That was a joke.
Well, except for the thing about my family.
And working here.
That part’s very real…
That part’s very real…
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But you!
I mean, congratulations, obviously.
I mean, congratulations, obviously.
Thanks.
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I grabbed the NYT book for you.
I grabbed the NYT book for you.
Uh, here.
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BONK!!
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Just keep applying pressure!
Just keep applying pressure!
Just keep applying pressure!
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Come again!
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