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Jordan Falk
February 14, 2025
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The Bond Girls
Jordan Falk
February 14, 2025
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Transcript
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(O.S.) DAD, WATCH OUT!
(O.S.) DAD, WATCH OUT!
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SMACK!
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OOMPH!
OOMPH!
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(groans)
(groans)
I thought I asked you not to let me sleep…
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But you look so relaxed when you’re sleeping!
—doesn’t he?
—doesn’t he?
—doesn’t he?
—doesn’t he?
—doesn’t he?
Okay…
Okay…
It’s just that we’re, uh…
really…
REALLY,
REALLY exposed out here.
REALLY exposed out here.
This tourist trap is the perfect place…
…for an actual trap.
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Jim.
We never take vacations.
PLEASE try to relax.
The girls and I can watch out for ourselves for
one day.
Can’t we?
Can’t we?
Can’t we?
Can’t we?
(O.S.) DADDY!!!
(O.S.) DADDY!!!
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What?!
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
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Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Take my picture by—
—this!
—this!
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Great idea, sweetie!
(whispering) Don’t step on the blue blanket.
The twins want to play a prank on you.
The twins want to play a prank on you.
The twins want to play a prank on you.
The twins want to play a prank on you.
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C’mon, guys!
Can’t we get a nice picture for once?
Can’t we get a nice picture for once?
Can’t we get a nice picture for once?
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Psst!
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Code red!
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HEY!
HEY!
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Follow me.
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What’s going on, Jim?
What’s going on, Jim?
We’re leaving. Don’t make eye contact with anyone.
We’re leaving. Don’t make eye contact with anyone.
We’re leaving. Don’t make eye contact with anyone. We’re leaving.
Don’t make eye contact with anyone.
We’re leaving. Don’t make eye contact with anyone.
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
Just grab the things we’ll need for our new life
on the run—
What are you doing??
What are you doing??
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Inflatables are expensive, I’m not leaving without—
Inflatables are expensive, I’m not leaving without—
WE’RE LEAVING????
WE’RE LEAVING????
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LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…
LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…
LEAVING… Leaving… leaving…
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Waaagh!
Waaagh!
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(THUD!)
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CRUNCH!
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BONDS!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
ROLL OUT!
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Shiii—
Shiii—
Uh… darn it.
Uh… darn it.
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Keep your wrist straight, like I showed you.
Keep your wrist straight, like I showed you.
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Take aim! Fire!
Take aim! Fire!
Take aim! Fire!
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I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!
I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!
I knew we should’ve sprung for VIP parking!
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(O.S.) FOUND IT!
(O.S.) FOUND IT!
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(James Bond theme starts playing)
(James Bond theme starts playing)
(James Bond theme starts playing)
(James Bond theme starts playing)
(James Bond theme starts playing)
(James Bond theme starts playing)
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(theme dies)
(theme dies)
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beep beep!
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Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
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c’mon c’mon c’mon—
c’mon c’mon c’mon—
c’mon c’mon c’mon—
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Hey there!
Hey there!
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The name’s Craig.
And I’m an agent.
A talent agent!
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I knew it,
I knew one day they’d catch up to me—
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Two words for ya.
Two words for ya.
Two words for ya.
L.L. Bean.
L.L. Bean.
Summer catalogue.
Summer catalogue.
(O.S.) Your family is so adorable
(O.S.) that you belong on newstands around the globe.
(O.S.) Famous!
(O.S.) Exposed for all the world to see!
(O.S.) Exposed for all the world to see!
It’s an opportunity to die for!
Hey!
Hey!
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CRASH!
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We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.
We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.
We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.
We’ve gotta go back for the inflatables.
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