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The Royal Engagement

Jordan Falk
April 05, 2023
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The Royal Engagement

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  1. I don’t know…

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  5. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  6. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  7. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  8. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  9. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  10. Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?

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  11. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  12. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  13. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  14. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  15. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  16. People might snicker she was the best I could do.

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  17. My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.

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  18. My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.

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  19. My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.

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  20. My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.

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  21. Hmmm…

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  22. We’ve come this far, we might as well-

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  23. We’ve come this far, we might as well-

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  59. I doubt people will snicker, sir—

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  60. I doubt people will snicker, sir—

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  85. Humble milkmaid!

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  92. It is I, your prince!

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  93. It is I, your prince!

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  94. And you will

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  95. marry me!

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  98. I know the joy is overwhelming.

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  99. But you must try to get a hold of yourself-

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  100. But you must try to get a hold of yourself-

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  140. I don’t know if you misheard me-

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  141. I don’t know if you misheard me-

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  142. I don’t know if you misheard me-

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  143. But I am your

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  144. PRINCE!

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  145. (O.S.) This is insubordination!

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  146. (O.S.) This is insubordination!

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  147. (O.S.) This is insubordination!

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  179. You are aware refusal means death…

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  180. You are aware refusal means death…

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  181. right?

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  182. right?

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  183. right?

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  185. Kill me then.

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  190. Are you-

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  191. KIDDING ME?

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  192. KIDDING ME?

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  197. I am your

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  198. I am your

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  199. PRINCE.

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  200. And I’m

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  201. And I’m

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  202. not THAT bad!

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  203. not THAT bad!

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  205. (O.S.) I don’t understand it…

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  206. (O.S.) I don’t understand it…

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  207. (O.S.) I don’t understand it…

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  208. How could you rather be

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  209. How could you rather be

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  210. DEAD

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  211. DEAD

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  212. Than married to

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  213. me?

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  214. Because marriage involves love,

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  215. and that is not a pasttime at which I excel.

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  220. I tried it once and it went poorly.

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  221. I tried it once and it went poorly.

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  222. I tried it once and it went poorly.

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  223. I am sworn never to love another.

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  224. I am sworn never to love another.

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  225. I am sworn never to love another.

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  226. I am sworn never to love another.

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  231. HA!

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  232. Hahaha!

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  233. Hahaha!

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  234. Hahaha!

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  235. Hahaha!

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  236. Hahaha!

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  237. Hahaha!

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  238. Hahaha!

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  239. Hahaha!

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  240. Hahaha!

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  241. LOVE!

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  242. (O.S.) Who said anything about love?

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  243. (O.S.) Who said anything about love?

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  244. (O.S.) Who said anything about love?

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  245. (O.S.) Not me, that’s for sure.

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  246. Look, it’s not a difficult choice.

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  247. Look, it’s not a difficult choice.

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  248. You can marry me

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  249. and be the richest,

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  250. most powerful woman in a thousand miles.

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  251. OR…

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  252. OR…

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  253. You can die.

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  254. Painfully.

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  255. In the very near future.

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  257. I’ll never love you.

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  258. I’ll never love you.

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  259. I wouldn’t want it if I had it.

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  260. Then by all means, let us marry.

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  261. Then by all means, let us marry.

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  262. Then by all means, let us marry.

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  263. Then by all means, let us marry.

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