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Jordan Falk
April 05, 2023
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The Royal Engagement
Jordan Falk
April 05, 2023
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Transcript
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
Me, the prince, with a milkmaid?
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
People might snicker she was the best I could do.
My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.
My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.
My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.
My lord, if you’d prefer we can turn back.
Hmmm…
We’ve come this far, we might as well-
We’ve come this far, we might as well-
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(hoofbeats approaching)
(hoofbeats approaching)
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I doubt people will snicker, sir—
I doubt people will snicker, sir—
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Humble milkmaid!
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It is I, your prince!
It is I, your prince!
And you will
marry me!
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I know the joy is overwhelming.
But you must try to get a hold of yourself-
But you must try to get a hold of yourself-
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I don’t know if you misheard me-
I don’t know if you misheard me-
I don’t know if you misheard me-
But I am your
PRINCE!
(O.S.) This is insubordination!
(O.S.) This is insubordination!
(O.S.) This is insubordination!
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You are aware refusal means death…
You are aware refusal means death…
right?
right?
right?
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Kill me then.
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Are you-
KIDDING ME?
KIDDING ME?
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I am your
I am your
PRINCE.
And I’m
And I’m
not THAT bad!
not THAT bad!
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(O.S.) I don’t understand it…
(O.S.) I don’t understand it…
(O.S.) I don’t understand it…
How could you rather be
How could you rather be
DEAD
DEAD
Than married to
me?
Because marriage involves love,
and that is not a pasttime at which I excel.
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I tried it once and it went poorly.
I tried it once and it went poorly.
I tried it once and it went poorly.
I am sworn never to love another.
I am sworn never to love another.
I am sworn never to love another.
I am sworn never to love another.
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HA!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
LOVE!
(O.S.) Who said anything about love?
(O.S.) Who said anything about love?
(O.S.) Who said anything about love?
(O.S.) Not me, that’s for sure.
Look, it’s not a difficult choice.
Look, it’s not a difficult choice.
You can marry me
and be the richest,
most powerful woman in a thousand miles.
OR…
OR…
You can die.
Painfully.
In the very near future.
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I’ll never love you.
I’ll never love you.
I wouldn’t want it if I had it.
Then by all means, let us marry.
Then by all means, let us marry.
Then by all means, let us marry.
Then by all means, let us marry.
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