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Window Washer

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Window Washer

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Transcript

  1. (RADIO) This is 101.9

  2. on The Peak!

  3. with special guests, "your neighbour's favourite murder!"

  4. Thanks for having us!

  5. This case is peculiar, as the killer

  6. first infiltrates a victim's place

  7. of employment

  8. before ever

  9. making contact.

  10. And what's even more wild is,

  11. every victim was found accompanied by a single, golden button.

  12. <CLICK>

  13. None
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  15. <CLICK>

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  20. WW "good morning"

  21. WW "good morning"

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  29. <DING!>

  30. <ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN>

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  39. <KEYBOARD CLANKING>

  40. <MONITOR FEEDBACK>

  41. (over monitor) Shelley, please report to the boss' office

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  44. <CLICK CLACK>

  45. <CLICK CLACK>

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  52. <CLICK CLACK>

  53. <CLICK CLACK>

  54. <ERROR BEEP>

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  67. Hey boss, you called?

  68. Hey Shelley, take a seat!

  69. I just wanted to tell you what a great job

    you've-
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  79. are you alright?

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  81. Oh hey Perry!

  82. He's the best in town!

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  88. ha!

  89. you've already met I see

  90. oh.. are you sure you're feeling ok?

  91. None

  92. What's going on?

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  95. <SCREECH!>

  96. <SCREECH!>

  97. <SCREECH!>

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  99. <SQUEAK SQUEAK>

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