Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

The current Earl of Highhyrst reminisces about his brush with death, but his fears may be closer than he thinks.
Currently in progress - temp boards begin 2/3 of the way in.
Song taken from A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder, written by Steven Lutvak and Robert L. Freedman

Transcript

9. ADELBERT: When you're looking
10. ADELBERT: When you're looking
11. ADELBERT: Down the barrel
12. ADELBERT: Down the barrel
13. ADELBERT: Down the barrel
14. ADELBERT: of a gun...
21. ADELBERT: It concentrates the mind
22. ADELBERT: It concentrates the mind
23. ADELBERT: Completly.
24. ADELBERT: Completly.
25. ADELBERET: And suddenly you'll find
26. ADELBERET: And suddenly
27. ADELBERET: you'll find
28. ADELBERET: A love
29. ADELBERT:Forhuman
30. ADELBERT: For human
31. ADELBERT: For human...
32. ADELBERT: kind...
33. ADELBERT: That makes you
34. ADELBERT: That makes you
35. ADELBERT: look upon the world
36. ADELBERT: More sweetly
37. ADELBERT: More sweetly
38. [BANG]
41. [SHATTER]
42. ADELBERT: When all at once
43. ADELBERT: When all at once
44. ADELBERT: When all at once
45. ADELBERT: When all at once
46. ADELBERT: When all at once
47. ADELBERT: When all at once
48. ADELBERT: It seems your life
49. ADELBERT: It seems your life
50. ADELBERT: Is done...
51. ADELBERT: You recognize
52. ADELBERT: You recognize
53. ADELBERT: You recognize
54. ADELBERT: You recognize
55. ADELBERT: It all goes by
56. ADELBERT: It all goes by
57. ADELBERT: It all goes by
58. ADELBERT: It all goes by
59. ADELBERT: It all goes by
60. ADELBERT: So fleetly...
61. ADELBERT: So fleetly...
62. ADELBERT: So fleetly...
63. ADELBERT: So fleetly...
65. ADELBER T:
66. ADELBER T:
69. ADELBERT: There's so much
70. ADELBERT: Left to do...
71. ADELBERT: Accept, of course,
72. ADELBERT: For you.
73. ADELBERT: When you're looking down the barrel...
74. ADELBERT: When you're looking down the barrel...
75. ADELBERT: When you're looking down the barrel...
76. ADELBERT: When you're looking down the barrel...
77. ADELBERT: When you're looking down the barrel...
78. ADELBERT: Of a gun...
79. ADELBERT: Of a gun...
80. ADELBERT: Of a gun...
91. ADELBERT: When you're looking
92. ADELBERT: down the barrel
93. ADELBERT:Of a gun... CROWD: Of a gun...
94. ADELBERT: And the barrel
95. ADELBERT: And the barrel
96. ADELBERT: And the barrel
97. ADELBERT: Looks right back at you
98. ADELBERT: Looks right back at you
99. ADELBERT: Looks right back at you
100. ADELBERT: Demurely!
101. ADELBERT: Demurely!
102. ADELBERT: Demurely!
103. ADELBERT: Demurely!
104. ADELBERT: Demurely!
105. ADELBERT: Demurely!
106. ADELBERT: Demurely!
107. Crowd: Demurely...
108. Crowd: Demurely...
109. ADELBERT: With an eye that seems to say,
110. ADELBERT: With an eye that seems to say,
111. ADELBERT: "Perhaps you ought to pray!"
113. ADELBERT: So sorry that you're dying prematurely.
114. ADELBERT: You're grateful that you've had
115. ADELBERT: You're grateful that you've had
116. ADELBERT: You're grateful that you've had
117. ADELBERT: You're grateful that you've had
118. ADELBERT: your share of fun!
119. WOMEN: He's had his fun.
120. WOMEN: He's had his fun.
121. ADELBERT: Though you suppose
122. ADELBERT: You could've lived your life
123. ADELBERT: You could've lived your life
124. ADELBERT: You could've lived your life
125. ADELBERT: You could've lived your life
126. ADELBERT: More purely...
128. ADELBERT: It's ludicrous to care.
129. ADELBERT: It's ludicrous to care.
130. ADELBERT: It's ludicrous to care.
131. ADELBERT: It's neither here
132. ADELBERT: It's neither here
133. ADELBERT: It's neither here
134. ADELBERT: NOR THERE!
135. ADELBERT: When you're looking
136. ADELBERT: Down the barrel
137. ADELBERT: of a gun...
140. ,
141. ADELBERT: OH LORD, Is this really your intention!?
142. ADELBERT: OH LORD, Is this really your intention!?
143. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
144. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
145. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
146. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
147. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
148. ADELBERT: Aren't men like me in short supply?
149. ADELBERT: OH LORD!
150. ADELBERT: I could use your intervention!
151. ADELBERT: I could use your intervention!
152. ADELBERT: I could use your intervention!
153. ADELBERT: THIS CANNOT BE THE WAY I'M MEANT TO DIE!!
154. ADELBERT: Do you really want to see me cry...?
155. ADELBERT: Do you really want to see me cry...?
156. ADELBERT: Do you really want to see me cry...?
157. ADELBERT: Do you really want to see me cry...?
158. WIFE: Get UP, you old goat!!
159. WIFE: Get UP, you old goat!!
160. WIFE: Get UP, you old goat!!
161. WIFE: You're making a spectacle of yourself!!
162. WIFE: You're making a spectacle of yourself!!
163. WIFE: You're making a spectacle of yourself!!
164. WIFE: You're making a spectacle of yourself!!
165. WIFE: You're making a spectacle of yourself!!
166. WIFE: JURGEN!!
167. ADELBERT: Put down the gun!!
168. ADELBERT: Put down the gun!!
170. ADELBERT: PLEASE!!
171. ADELBERT: I know I talk a good game!!
172. ADELBERT: Bravery and courage
173. ADELBERT: And "God save the Queen!"
174. ADELBERT: And all that!
175. ADELBERT: But I-
176. ADELBERT: I really don't want to die!
177. ADELBERT: I really-
178. ADELBERT: Really-
179. ADELBERT: DON'T!
181. ADELBERT:Don'tyouknow I loved you like a son!
182. ADELBERT:Don'tyouknow I loved you like a son!
183. ADELBERT:Don'tyouknow I loved you like a son!
184. CROWD: [LIKE A SON!]
185. ADELBERT: And I do not mean
186. ADELBERT: To say this
187. ADELBERT: Impolitely-
188. ADELBERT:Impolitely-
191. ADELBERT: Considering the view...
192. ADELBERT: I'd rather
193. ADELBERT: It was you!
194. ADELBERT:Itwasyou!
195. ADELBERT: Looking down
196. ADELBER T: the barrel...
197. ADELBERT: Of a gun...
202. ADELBERT: Looking down the
203. ADELBERT:Looking down the
204. ADELBER T: Barrel of a...
205. ADELBERT: Barrel of a...
206. Adelbert: Barrel of a...
207. Adelbert: Barrel of a...
210. CROWD: BARREL OF A....
211. CROWD: BARREL OF A....
212. CROWD: BARREL OF A....
214. WIFE: Oh for heaven's sake!!
215. WIFE: Oh for heaven's sake!!
216. WIFE: Get up, you old goat!!
217. WIFE: Get up, you old goat!!
218. WIFE: Get up, you old goat!!
219. WIFE: Adelbert!!
220. WIFE: Adelbert...?
221. [The room gasps]
222. WIFE: ADELBERT!!
226. Monty: ...What?
228. ROOM: Gun...!!