two cows run the world

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1. two cows run the world
2. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 1/80
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14. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 13 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g Yone: A full turn around the sun has finally come, it's... a pleasure to see you again. two cows run the world Page 13/80
15. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 14 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: Ready to decide the fate of our people once again? two cows run the world Page 14/80
16. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 15 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: I cannot say I am excited to have had this day come yet again, two cows run the world Page 15/80
17. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 16 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: but yes, It is a pleasure, Yone, Now let's hurry up and figure out the plans for harvest this year. two cows run the world Page 16/80
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19. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 18 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: I see you made it up the mountain quickly, I'm guessing your wares are lighter this year. From your overall shape, I can tell it was not exercise that made your journey easier. two cows run the world Page 18/80
20. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 19 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: In fact, do I see a bit of calf weight on you? two cows run the world Page 19/80
21. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 20 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: And what are you carrying? Twins? two cows run the world Page 20/80
22. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 21 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE laughs two cows run the world Page 21/80
23. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 22 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: I wonder alcoholic faults the wagyu will present for exportation this year. two cows run the world Page 22/80
24. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 23 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 23/80
25. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 24 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: Was all you brought paper? YONE: Do I look to have hands to you, you blind mule? I can carry one or the other. two cows run the world Page 24/80
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28. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 27 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 27/80
29. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 28 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE Laughs two cows run the world Page 28/80
30. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 29 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: Am I supposed to lap this up like a dog? two cows run the world Page 29/80
31. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 30 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: No wonder the Wagyu reek of spirits, if this is what your herd drinks. I wouldn't be surprised if you lot bathed in it. two cows run the world Page 30/80
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36. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 35 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: I know you want everyone to stop considering the cow kingdom to be alcoholics, two cows run the world Page 35/80
37. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 36 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: but this is practically juice two cows run the world Page 36/80
38. Scene 1 Duration 37 00 Panel 37 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: Well, at least there is enough. Now read my reports. two cows run the world Page 37/80
39. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 38/80
40. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: So, everything is in order for next year? two cows run the world Page 39/80
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42. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: LEt's take a sip at the same time. For fairness. two cows run the world Page 41/80
43. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE and COLETTE: The things I suffer through in the name of the cow kingdom.... two cows run the world Page 42/80
44. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE and COLETTE: The things I suffer through in the name of the cow kingdom.... two cows run the world Page 43/80
45. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE AND COLETTE: That old heifer wouldn't know good liquor even two cows run the world Page 44/80
46. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE AND COLETTE: if it was flowing out of God's ass! two cows run the world Page 45/80
47. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 46/80
48. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 10 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE AND COLETTE: Are you trying to kill me?! two cows run the world Page 47/80
49. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 11 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: My god, I have cleaned a bull's flagellation wounds with better tasting alcohol. Were your corks made out of paper? two cows run the world Page 48/80
50. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 12 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: What in the fuck is this cloying? I know that all of your high and mighty herd abide by certain rules but even then, drinking this? Is it some sort of Lent or do you yaks just want to become diabetic? two cows run the world Page 49/80
51. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 13 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE and COLETTE moo at each other two cows run the world Page 50/80
52. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 14 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: What are we going to do! two cows run the world Page 51/80
53. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 15 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: The MidSummer festival is within the next half moon! Exportation must begin within the FULL moon! two cows run the world Page 52/80
54. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 16 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: God, I knew this tradition could never work. This union of bovine was never meant to be! Hell, even nature separated us with this fucking mountain range that we decided to climb every fucking year. two cows run the world Page 53/80
55. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 17 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: We were never meant to mix. two cows run the world Page 54/80
56. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 18 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: We were never meant to mix. two cows run the world Page 55/80
57. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 19 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: You good for nothing Wagyu ground beef, cud of the earth --- two cows run the world Page 56/80
58. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 20 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: what are you doing? two cows run the world Page 57/80
59. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 21 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: I am saving our collective kingdom's ass. two cows run the world Page 58/80
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71. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 33 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: We're saved! That was better than anything we've sold in the last 20 years! Now we have enough for both us and the exports!!!! two cows run the world Page 70/80
72. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 34 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: Now what do we say? two cows run the world Page 71/80
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74. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 36 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: Thank you, Yone. two cows run the world Page 73/80
75. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 37 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE: Hey, what you made me moo last year was far worse, so don't oink at me. two cows run the world Page 74/80
76. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 38 Duration 01 00 two cows run the world Page 75/80
77. Scene 2 Duration 39 00 Panel 39 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE AND COLETTE laugh two cows run the world Page 76/80
78. Scene 3 Duration 04 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: Remember that year that the swine kingdom proposed they pay us HICCUP with their shitty little cups? two cows run the world Page 77/80
79. Scene 3 Duration 04 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE giggles YONE: Remember when the alpaca dickheads tried to argue that we'd be better off importing rice from them? two cows run the world Page 78/80
80. Scene 3 Duration 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g COLETTE: I wish I was that delusional. two cows run the world Page 79/80
81. Scene 3 Duration 04 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 D ia l o g YONE and COLETTE laugh. two cows run the world Page 80/80