Bash: Age of Radon Part 1, pages 1-7

Watch Bash tackle his enemies!

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1. Given incredible powers from the hope and strength of those battling cancer, a mild- mannered volunteer was transformed into a superhero known as Bash. Previously... Believing that they had conquered BASH, the SCARE’s cohorts— HAZARDO, MADAM U-V, and DR. HELIX—enacted their plan to take over the city with a horrible radioactive monster —“RADONN!” the preventErs Age of radonN Chapter Seven: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN WITH THE SCARE! also this ish:
2. you mean “me,” dr. elle, not “we.” that’s it. run people. tremble in fear. there’s four of them. and, one of them is a big giant monster. look at all the people running out. we’ve got to get down there and help! well, there’s Big City Stadium, Dr. Elle. if our hunch is correct, it’s where HELIX and the others are. i’m not a damsel in distress, BASH. you are all insects against the might of RADONN!!!!
3. show’s over HELIX. you’ve impressed us with your little pet. now it’s time to go home. i was wondering when you’d get here. afterall, what would a big red bash be without you? however, we have a new mascot and his name is radonn! and that means, you’re fired! while i’m fast enough to excape your flames, U-V, i’m not quick enough to escape that pun. try to escape my toxic blast! quick! he’s getting away! out of curiosity, HAZARDO, how many settings does that gun of yours have?
4. i’ll let you know if i come up with a better plan. but for right now, my cancer prevention is about avoiding the bad stuff. i’ve activated this already, but there’s been no response! you can’t outrun us forever, hero. U-V is right. he can’t stay ahead of them for long... ...so i’m going to have to keep trying to even the odds. YOU! perhaps your help is too afraid of what they may be facing. yes, dr. elle— the one who began all of this! you can use all your precious knowledge about science and cancer, but for most people the SCARE is always stronger.
5. and creepy monsters?! ...that it... well, looks like we got us a party! last stop! basement- housewares, appliances... ...must be... ...the way... ...out! i did not see that coming! i’d actually love to stay but i probably should get going. a hero’s work is never done. i’ve got to go stop your parents from trying to take over the city.
6. who are... not shooting really- ”vaccinating.” BASH! get down! don’t let those things touch you! it’s really the best way to prevent cancer stemming from human papillomavirus. helix is mutating those creatures using hpv. WHOA! what are you shooting the place up for? i’m elle, a cancer research scientist. a pistol-packing physician? it may seem controversial, but it’s the only way we can stop helix, hazardo, and u-v.
7. then let’s go get the bad guys. sugar, i hope you’re not planning to bite me. these villains plan to use my research to unleash dangerous chemicals and viruses on the city. i’m... melting... what is it dr. elle? the best way to manage out-of-control glucose is with insulin. oh, man! i almost forgot about sweetness here. thanks for the help, doc.