Bash: Grave Matters 1-4

Pages 1-4 of "Bash: Grave Matters"

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1. Given incredible powers from the hope and strength of those battling cancer, a mild-mannered volunteer was transformed into a superhero known as Bash. Previously... Having successfully defeated the SCARE’s cohorts— the SNACKER, INERTIA, and the TOBACCONIST—BASH faced a terrorist called “HAZARDO” who was working in league with MADAME U-V. Although the hero foiled the villains’ plans, he was ambushed by another of the SCARE’s men known as “DR. HELIX.” GRAVE MATTERS Chapter Six:
2. the doctor knows we are down in numbers, U-V. i don’t get it. we’ve captured BASH and his bird. what do we need her for? hazardo is right. snacker, inertia, and tobacconist are gone. so you genetically engineered a monster to show off your handiwork, helix. oh, she is just one of many monsters i’ve made. she is the prettiest by far— my glucose medusa. i call her sweet fang. her bite is deadly. increased glucose and insulin are factors in risks for breast cancers and rapid cell growth of tumors. beautiful and alert. she already senses our prisoner is awake.
3. and me. quite perceptive, hero. sweet fang will see that you don’t escape my anti- gravity chamber. welcome back to the land of the living, BASH. where am i? madame u-v? harzardo? dr. eugene helix. “the greatest genetic scientist of all time.” thanks for the intro doc. i’m guessing “lady gummi-worm” is your doing. this will allow us to move forward with phase 2 of the scare’s plan.
4. call them what you will, hazardo... besides, my human papilloma monsters aren’t ready, yet. nice of your creators to give us some alone time. what? those hideous beasts you have down below? i’ll stick with technology! now, to dismantle BASH’s bird... why is the scare taking all the credit? true. he’d be nothing without my creatures. at this stage, they’re too unpredictable– cultivated from sexually transmitted viruses. but come along you two. we have work to do. i guess you’ll be keeping an eye-or two- on me. this glass seems pretty unbreakable. and this anti-gravity ray seems pretty determined to keep me off the floor. which means...