Dungeons and Dragons Movie Boards

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2. Holga: We can shoot an arrow with a message into her room. Edgin: What if it hits her?
3. Holga: That’s a risk we’re gonna have to take. Edgin: Killing my daughter with an arrow? No. It’s not.
4. Edgin: Even if she got the message, she wouldn’t come. She thinks that Forge is her dad…
5. Edgin: We need to get into that castle and take her out ourselves.
6. Holga: That’s crazy Ed. Castle Never is tighter than Korinn’s Keep, and you know what happened with that.
7. Edgin: We need a team… Holga: A team? Who’s gonna help us out? We have nothing to pay them with.
8. Edgin: Forge does! He said the richest people were coming to bet on the High Sun games!
9. Holga: There would be a fortune in that vault. Edgin: Yeah. Not to mention, the tablet.
10. Holga: We abandon her for the right reasons. Edgin: I wouldn’t put it like that but uh.. yeah.
11. Holga: Who do we get for this team? Edgin: Y’know, I wonder if Simon’s still in Triboar.
12. Holga: Simon’s a terrible sorcerer. Edgin: We haven’t seen him in two years, I’m sure he’s gotten better.
14. Simon: No one can hold a candle to this trick.
19. Simon: How ‘bout this one? People like the smell of fresh cut grass?
20. Simon: [INCANTATION]
21. Simon: Smell that? That’s fresh cut grass.
22. Woman: My five year old can do that magic.
23. Simon: But! Can he do this?
24. Simon: [INCANTATION]
27. Holga: He hasn’t gotten better.
28. Edgin: I don’t think it’s about what he’s doing up there.
29. Simon: [O.S] It’s quite hard to be slightly blurry like this!
30. Simon: [O.S] To be slightly blurry, that’s the real magic.
33. Simon: Is that..?
40. Man 1: He’s nicking our bits and bobs!
41. Simon: That’s--It’s not what you think! It’s all a part of the act.
42. Man 1: He’s lying.
43. Man 2: Get him!
48. Simon: Shield Spell!
49. Simon: Shield… Spell!
51. Simon: [INCANTATION]
53. Simon: That wasn’t a shield spell.
61. Simon: [INCANTATION]
64. Edgin: I am not loving this show.
69. Man 2: You’re a dead man!
70. Simon: [INCANTATI-]
71. Simon: !
76. Simon: [INCANTATION]
88. Holga: Simon. Simon: Holga!
89. Edgin: Staying for an encore?
90. Simon: Get me out of here!