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Transcript

  1. None

  2. Bartender: What's that you got there?

  3. Unknown Man: Ah this, it's Just a case I'm working.

  4. Unknown Man: This morning, some poor sap was found off

    the docks sleeping with the fishes.

  5. [ T HoMICIDE

  6. Bartender: So what, you some sort a cop?

  7. Unknown Man: No no, not anymore. These days, I'm just...

  8. Spike: a private Investi-Gator.

  9. Bartender: Hmm.

  10. Bartender: So what you doing round here?

  11. Spike: Ah, you know...

  12. Spike: just following a lead.

  13. Spike: This was found in the victim's pocket.

  14. Bartender: So what?

  15. Bartender: That could be from any bar.

  16. Spike: True...

  17. None

  18. Spike: But, this is the only bar in town...

  19. Spike: where Bigtooth likes to play.

  20. Bigtooth: Alright Ballpeen...

  21. Bigtooth: ...rack em up!

  22. O.S Spike: Well well well...

  23. Spike: If it isn't...

  24. Spike: ...Bigtooth...

  25. Spike: ...and the gang.

  26. Bigtooth: AH...

  27. Bigtooth: What can we do for you this fine evening...

  28. Bigtooth: Mr. Spike?

  29. Spike: Well...

  30. Spike: there's a body washed up...

  31. Spike: off the docks, and...

  32. Spike: word on the street..

  33. Spike: he was in...

  34. Spike: pretty deep...

  35. Spike: with you...

  36. O.S Spike: ...Pool sharks.

  37. Stripes: Grrr...

  38. Bigtooth: Who, us?

  39. Bigtooth: No way...

  40. Bigtooth: ...we haven't heard nothing...

  41. Bigtooth: ...have we boys?

  42. Ballpeen: Uh, boss?

  43. Ballpeen: We seem to be missing the 8 ball.

  44. Spike: Huh...

  45. Spike: Looks like you've been checking...

  46. Spike: ...the wrong pockets.

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  51. Spike: What's the matter...

  52. Spike: Catfish got your tongue?

  53. None
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  55. Sfx: "SNAP"

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  59. Bigtooth: Well, Mr. Spike...

  60. BIGTOOTH: ...how about we take this conversation outside?

  61. Spike: Oh, gosh...

  62. Spike: You boys must've had a lot to drink...

  63. Spike: ...You're looking pretty...

  64. Spike: ...HAMMERED!

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  68. Bigtooth: You'll never take me, Spike!

  69. Bigtooth: I'll kill you before I go back to the

    big house!
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  88. Spike: Face it Bigtooth...

  89. Spike: ...you and your chums are...

  90. Spike: ...fin-ished.