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Miles Jezuita

February 17, 2025
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  1. Scene 0100 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: You can let go

    now. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 61/454
  2. Scene 0100 Panel 0007 Dialog ARTHUR: I don't feel well.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 63/454
  3. Scene 0100 Panel 0015 Dialog FORD: If you've never been

    through a transmat beam before HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 71/454
  4. Scene 0100 Panel 0016 Dialog FORD: You've probably lost some

    salt and protein. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 72/454
  5. Scene 0100 Panel 0034 Dialog ARTHUR: If I asked where

    we are would I regret it? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 90/454
  6. Scene 0100 Panel 0035 Dialog ARTHUR: If I asked where

    we are would I regret it? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 91/454
  7. Scene 0110 Panel 0004 Dialog FORD: We're in the storage

    hold in one of the ships of the Vogon constructor fleet. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 96/454
  8. Scene 0110 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: We're in the storage

    hold in one of the ships of the Vogon constructor fleet. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 97/454
  9. Scene 0110 Panel 0012 Dialog ARTHUR: Obviously some strange use

    of the word safe I wasn't previously aware of... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 104/454
  10. Scene 0110 Panel 0013 Dialog ARTHUR: Obviously some strange use

    of the word safe I wasn't previously aware of... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 105/454
  11. Scene 0120 Panel 0001 Dialog ARTHUR: Tell me you're joking

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 109/454
  12. Scene 0120 Panel 0002 Dialog ARTHUR: Tell me you're joking

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 110/454
  13. Scene 0120 Panel 0005 Dialog ARTHUR: And do a reassuring

    little laugh. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 113/454
  14. Scene 0120 Panel 0006 Dialog ARTHUR: And do a reassuring

    little laugh. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 114/454
  15. Scene 0120 Panel 0008 Dialog FORD: Ha ha ha ha.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 116/454
  16. Scene 0120 Panel 0009 Dialog FORD: Ha ha ha ha.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 117/454
  17. Scene 0120 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: Ha ha ha ha.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 118/454
  18. Scene 0120 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: Ha ha ha ha.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 119/454
  19. Scene 0120 Panel 0012 Dialog FORD: Ha ha ha ha.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 120/454
  20. Scene 0120 Panel 0021 Dialog ARTHUR: I've got to call

    my lawyer. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 129/454
  21. Scene 0120 Panel 0022 Dialog ARTHUR: I've got to call

    my lawyer. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 130/454
  22. Scene 0120 Panel 0023 Dialog ARTHUR: He must be awake

    by now. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 131/454
  23. Scene 0150 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD: I know you're in

    denial HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 142/454
  24. Scene 0150 Panel 0002 Dialog FORD: I know you're in

    denial HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 143/454
  25. Scene 0150 Panel 0003 Dialog FORD: But you have to

    let go of Earth HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 144/454
  26. Scene 0150 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: There's nothing we can

    do but hitch a ride and move on. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 146/454
  27. Scene 0150 Panel 0008 Dialog FORD: Well, gone except for

    one satellite I guess? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 149/454
  28. Scene 0160 Panel 0003 Dialog FORD: And how robust are

    these phones?? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 152/454
  29. Scene 0160 Panel 0004 Dialog FORD: And how robust are

    these phones?? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 153/454
  30. Scene 0160 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: And how robust are

    these phones?? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 154/454
  31. Scene 0160 Panel 0006 Dialog FORD: How did it manage

    to survive... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 155/454
  32. Scene 0160 Panel 0007 Dialog FORD: How did it manage

    to survive... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 156/454
  33. Scene 0160 Panel 0012 Dialog ARTHUR: They were serious about

    the demolition? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 161/454
  34. Scene 0160 Panel 0013 Dialog ARTHUR: They were serious about

    the demolition? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 162/454
  35. Scene 0160 Panel 0015 Dialog ARTHUR: And this is really

    a UFO? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 164/454
  36. Scene 0180 Panel 0002 Dialog ARTHUR: It's a bit squalid

    though isn't it? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 171/454
  37. Scene 0190 Panel 0009 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 180/454
  38. Scene 0190 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 181/454
  39. Scene 0190 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 182/454
  40. Scene 0200 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 183/454
  41. Scene 0200 Panel 0002 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 184/454
  42. Scene 0200 Panel 0003 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 185/454
  43. Scene 0200 Panel 0004 Dialog FORD: Hm yeah I see

    that. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 186/454
  44. Scene 0220 Panel 0009 Dialog FORD: It's a tough galaxy.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 197/454
  45. Scene 0220 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: You want to survive

    out here? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 198/454
  46. Scene 0220 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: You really gotta know

    where your towel is. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 199/454
  47. Scene 0220 Panel 0012 Dialog FORD: Now we've really got

    to get off this ship before the Vogons find us. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 200/454
  48. Scene 0230 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD: They make ships with

    walls that won't allow the Sub-Etna signal to pass through HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 206/454
  49. Scene 0230 Panel 0002 Dialog FORD: They make ships with

    walls that won't allow the Sub-Etna signal to pass through HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 207/454
  50. Scene 0230 Panel 0003 Dialog FORD: They make ships with

    walls that won't allow the Sub-Etna signal to pass through HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 208/454
  51. Scene 0230 Panel 0004 Dialog FORD: They make ships with

    walls that won't allow the Sub-Etna signal to pass through HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 209/454
  52. Scene 0230 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: They make ships with

    walls that won't allow the Sub-Etna signal to pass through HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 210/454
  53. Scene 0230 Panel 0006 Dialog FORD: So we gotta make

    a opening to send the signal up and out if we wanna catch a ride. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 211/454
  54. Scene 0250 Panel 0029 Dialog V/O: It is not too

    soon after birth that the bureaucratic nature of the Vogons ... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 249/454
  55. Scene 0250 Panel 0033 Dialog V/O: Callousness, officiousness is all

    within their genome HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 253/454
  56. Scene 0250 Panel 0034 Dialog V/O: Even when it comes

    to survival of the fittest HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 254/454
  57. Scene 0250 Panel 0035 Dialog V/O: Bureaucracy is the dominant

    surviving feature of this curious species. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 255/454
  58. Scene 0250 Panel 0036 Dialog V/O: Bureaucracy is the dominant

    surviving feature of this curious species. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 256/454
  59. Scene 0250 Panel 0044 Dialog V/O: How to Have Fun

    With HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 264/454
  60. Scene 0250 Panel 0045 Dialog V/O: How to Have Fun

    With HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 265/454
  61. Scene 0250 Panel 0046 Dialog V/O: How to Have Fun

    With HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 266/454
  62. Scene 0250 Panel 0047 Dialog V/O: How to Have Fun

    With HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 267/454
  63. Scene 0250 Panel 0048 Dialog V/O: How to Have Fun

    With HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 268/454
  64. Scene 0250 Panel 0051 Dialog V/O: The best way to

    get a drink out of a Vogon HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 271/454
  65. Scene 0250 Panel 0052 Dialog V/O: The best way to

    get a drink out of a Vogon HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 272/454
  66. Scene 0250 Panel 0053 Dialog V/O: is to stick your

    finger down his throat. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 273/454
  67. Scene 0250 Panel 0054 Dialog V/O: is to stick your

    finger down his throat. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 274/454
  68. Scene 0270 Panel 0001 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 280/454
  69. Scene 0270 Panel 0002 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 281/454
  70. Scene 0270 Panel 0003 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 282/454
  71. Scene 0270 Panel 0004 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 283/454
  72. Scene 0270 Panel 0005 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 284/454
  73. Scene 0270 Panel 0006 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 285/454
  74. Scene 0270 Panel 0007 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 286/454
  75. Scene 0270 Panel 0008 Dialog V/O: On no account should

    you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 287/454
  76. Scene 0280 Panel 0006 Dialog FORD: They just sort of

    run things HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 293/454
  77. Scene 0280 Panel 0007 Dialog FORD: They just sort of

    run things HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 294/454
  78. Scene 0280 Panel 0008 Dialog FORD: They just sort of

    run things HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 295/454
  79. Scene 0280 Panel 0009 Dialog FORD: They just sort of

    run things HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 296/454
  80. Scene 0280 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: And if we don't

    get a ride soon HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 297/454
  81. Scene 0280 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: You won't need the

    guide to illustrate just how unpleasant the Vogons can be... HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 298/454
  82. Scene 0290 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD O?S: They've destroyed a

    planet today HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 299/454
  83. Scene 0290 Panel 0002 Dialog FORD O?S: They've destroyed a

    planet today HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 300/454
  84. Scene 0300 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD: And that always makes

    them a little feisty -- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 301/454
  85. Scene 0300 Panel 0002 Dialog ARTHUR: It's can't be gone!

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 302/454
  86. Scene 0350 Panel 0003 Dialog ARTHUR: That's all this idiotic

    book has to say about my house? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 324/454
  87. Scene 0350 Panel 0005 Dialog ARTHUR: That's all this idiotic

    book has to say about my house? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 326/454
  88. Scene 0360 Panel 0009 Dialog FORD: There are a hundred

    billion stars in the galaxy HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 337/454
  89. Scene 0360 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: There are a hundred

    billion stars in the galaxy HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 338/454
  90. Scene 0360 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: And only a limited

    amount of space in the book's microprocessors. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 339/454
  91. Scene 0370 Panel 0001 Dialog O/S FORD: No one knew

    about the Earth. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 340/454
  92. Scene 0380 Panel 0001 Dialog FORD: That's why I was

    there -- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 341/454
  93. Scene 0380 Panel 0002 Dialog FORD: To expand the entry.

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 342/454
  94. Scene 0380 Panel 0003 Dialog FORD: I fired off a

    new one to the editor before I got stranded. HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 343/454
  95. Scene 0390 Panel 0001 Dialog ARTHUR: What does it say

    now? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 344/454
  96. Scene 0430 Panel 0002 Dialog ARTHUR: What the hell is

    that!? HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 365/454
  97. Scene 0430 Panel 0004 Dialog FORD: Put this in your

    ear! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 367/454
  98. Scene 0430 Panel 0005 Dialog FORD: Put this in your

    ear! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 368/454
  99. Scene 0450 Panel 0004 Dialog ARTHUR: Don't come near me

    with that---! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 377/454
  100. Scene 0480 Panel 0004 Dialog SPEAKER: This is your captain

    speaking HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 396/454
  101. Scene 0480 Panel 0005 Dialog SPEAKER: This is your captain

    speaking HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 397/454
  102. Scene 0480 Panel 0006 Dialog SPEAKER: This is your captain

    speaking HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 398/454
  103. Scene 0480 Panel 0007 Dialog SPEAKER: This is your captain

    speaking HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 399/454
  104. Scene 0480 Panel 0008 Dialog SPEAKER: This is your captain

    speaking HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 400/454
  105. Scene 0480 Panel 0009 Dialog SPEAKER: So stop what you're

    doing and pay attention! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 401/454
  106. Scene 0480 Panel 0010 Dialog SPEAKER: So stop what you're

    doing and pay attention! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 402/454
  107. Scene 0490 Panel 0001 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 403/454
  108. Scene 0490 Panel 0002 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 404/454
  109. Scene 0490 Panel 0003 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 405/454
  110. Scene 0490 Panel 0004 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 406/454
  111. Scene 0490 Panel 0005 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 407/454
  112. Scene 0490 Panel 0006 Dialog SPEAKER: According to our instruments

    we have unwittingly picked up a couple of hitchhikers who must be apprehended and --- HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 408/454
  113. Scene 0500 Panel 0010 Dialog FORD: You need it to

    translate for you! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 418/454
  114. Scene 0500 Panel 0011 Dialog FORD: You need it to

    translate for you! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 419/454
  115. Scene 0500 Panel 0012 Dialog FORD: You need it to

    translate for you! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 420/454
  116. Scene 0510 Panel 0001 Dialog SPEAKER: <GARBLING TURNS CLEAR AGAIN>

    HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 423/454
  117. Scene 0510 Panel 0002 Dialog SPEAKER: This is not a

    taxi service for degenerate freeloaders HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 424/454
  118. Scene 0510 Panel 0003 Dialog SPEAKER: This is not a

    taxi service for degenerate freeloaders! HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 425/454
  119. Scene 0510 Panel 0004 Dialog SPEAKER: This is not a

    taxi service for degenerate freeloaders HitchHiker's Guide - Script Excerpt Page 426/454