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Ivan Zarea
June 01, 2013
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Useless Programming
The presentation I gave as a lightning talk at Hotcode 2013
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June 01, 2013
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Useless Programming as a development methodology Ivan Zarea, @min_ivan
useless - having or being of no use
By example
sl
Stands for "Steam Locomotive"
Stands for "Steam Locomotive" Meant as a punishment for typos
From the manual: display animations aimed to correct users who accidentally enter sl instead of ls.
None
Yes, it displays a locomotive
Yes, it displays a locomotive Yes, it's wonderful
Yes, it displays a locomotive Yes, it's wonderful Yes, it
has options
-a An accident. -l Shows little one. -F It flies.
-e Allow interrupt by Ctrl+C.
-a An accident. -l Shows little one. -F It flies.
-e Allow interrupt by Ctrl+C. You can combine them
None
how "useful" is that?
cowsay
None
Options, too! -d paranoia. -s "appear thoroughly stoned". -t tired.
-w wired!
None
Fun facts: You can add .cow files
Fun facts: You can add .cow files From the changelog:
"I renamed devil.cow to daemon.cow because I know better :-)"
None
libraries, too!
a small Ruby gem
None
"Hotcode".lentgh
"Hotcode".lentgh # => 7
"Hotcode".lentgh # => 7 "Hotcode".calss # => String
this is the only place the meme is actually acceptable!
its name?
its name? close_enough
conclusion?
None