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The Future

The Future

A well-polished rant on the horribly inadequate state of programming in general in PHP in particular. Given at PHP Undiscovered in SF.

Nate Abele

August 29, 2013
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  1. Hi.

  2. namespace my_app\controllers; class Files extends Base { // ... public

    function add($request, $file) { if (!$data = $request->data) { return $file; } $success = $file->save($data + [ 'mime' => $request->env('CONTENT_TYPE'), 'name' => $request->env('HTTP_X_FILE_NAME') ]); return $success && $file->attachTo($request->query, [ 'project' => ['Projects', 'logo'], 'studio' => ['Studios', 'logo'], ]); } }