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Lexi N
April 24, 2024
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Sludge Attack!
Lexi N
April 24, 2024
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Roland: We need to look at the most economic option
here,
Roland (cont.): and just divert attention.
Roland: Make a minor change in...
Roland: Make a minor change in...
Trix (O.C.): Roland!
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Secretary: Ma’am, you can’t be in here!
Secretary: S-Security!
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Roland: I’m gonna have to call you back.
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Trix: You know what I just spent the last hour
doing?
Trix: Cleaning up
Trix: your mess!
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Roland: Look,
Roland: there are certain risks that come with--
Roland: there are certain risks that come with--
Trix: It’s not a--
Trix: “risk”,
Trix: “risk”,
Trix: Roland, it’s a guarantee--
Trix: -you just don’t care!
Trix: -you just don’t care!
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Trix: That’s your risk, right there.
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Trix: You’re not getting out of this one--
Trix: You’re not getting out of this one--
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Trix: Agh!
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Trix: Ugh...Roland...
Trix: Roland?
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Trix: Damnit!
Trix: What’re you guys doing?
Nikki: W-we’re trying to contain the sludge, but it’s following
you, Trixie!
Nikki: but it’s following you, Trixie!
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Nikki: Ah!
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Trix: We need to get everyone out of here.
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Trix: Where’s Liz?
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Trix: *huffs*
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Trix: C’mon!
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Trix: Look out!
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Roland: I don’t care,
Roland: I need to get out of here!
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Trix: Hey!
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Roland: This isn’t a very good look for you, is
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Kya (O.C.): Trix!
Kya (O.C.): Trix!
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Kya: I think we gotta go.
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Roland (O.S.): Officers! Officers! Please, you have to stop these
monsters!
Roland (O.S.): Officers! Officers! Please, you have to stop these
monsters!
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