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BEAUMONT: Wait, no–
BEAUMONT: Wait, no–
BEAUMONT: I can explain!
BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–
BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–
BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–
BEAUMONT: I–
BEAUMONT: Okay. Things are fine.
BEAUMONT: This will be fine.
BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.
BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.
BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.
BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?
BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?
BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?
BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–
BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–
BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–
BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–
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SORIN: First time?
SORIN: First time?
BEAUMONT: Ah, um– What–
BEAUMONT: Ah, um– What–
BEAUMONT: Ah, um– What–
BEAUMONT: What do you mean, first? I shouldn't– This wouldn't–
BEAUMONT: What do you mean, first? I shouldn't– This wouldn't–
SORIN: You'll be fine. It will toughen ya up a
bit.
SORIN: You'll be fine. It will toughen ya up a
bit.
BEAUMONT: I– I'm stuck here– I–
BEAUMONT: I– I'm stuck here– I–
BEAUMONT: I– I'm stuck here– I–
SORIN: Hey. Hey. Look at me, kid.
SORIN: Hey. Hey. Look at me, kid.
SORIN: Hey. Hey. Look at me, kid.
SORIN: Hey. Hey. Look at me, kid.
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SORIN: They just want to scare you. Chin up.
SORIN: They just want to scare you. Chin up.
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SORIN: There. Now, why did they even drag you in?
SORIN: There. Now, why did they even drag you in?
BEAUMONT: I. Um. Punched a guard..?
BEAUMONT: I. Um. Punched a guard..?
SORIN: (cackles)
SORIN: (cackles)
SORIN: (cackles)
SORIN: HAH! I needed that!
SORIN: What did the bastard do to deserve it?
SORIN: What did the bastard do to deserve it?
BEAUMONT: He...There was a little kid. Stole some apples from
a stand.
BEAUMONT: The guard looked like he was about to hurt
'em.
BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.
BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.
BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.
SORIN: Sounds like he had it coming.
SORIN: Sounds like he had it coming.
SORIN: Sounds like he had it coming.
BEAUMONT: I had to do something.
BEAUMONT: I had to do something.
BEAUMONT: Next thing I know, it turned into a full
fight.
SORIN: How bad did the other guy look?
SORIN: How bad did the other guy look?
BEAUMONT: ...Ended up with a nasty black eye.
BEAUMONT: ...Ended up with a nasty black eye.
BEAUMONT: ...Ended up with a nasty black eye.
SORIN: Hey, kid. How about a trade?
SORIN: Hey, kid. How about a trade?
SORIN: You're strong. Could have some use for ya.
SORIN: I help you out. You help me.
SORIN: I help you out. You help me.
BEAUMONT: Help you...how?
BEAUMONT: Help you...how?
SORIN: You down to punch a few more guards?
SORIN: You down to punch a few more guards?
BEAUMONT: It's... what got me here.
BEAUMONT: It's... what got me here.
BEAUMONT: It's... what got me here.
BEAUMONT: I don't–
BEAUMONT: I don't–
BEAUMONT: I don't–
BEAUMONT: I don't–
BEAUMONT: I don't–
SORIN: Well. Guess it's my time, then.
SORIN: Well. Guess it's my time, then.
BEAUMONT: Wait–!
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BEAUMONT: I'll help you. Just... Get me out. Please.
BEAUMONT: I'll help you. Just... Get me out. Please.
BEAUMONT: I'll help you. Just... Get me out. Please.
SORIN: Great! Now...
SORIN: Great! Now...
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SFX: (Whoosh)
SFX: (Whoosh)
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SORIN: In that case...
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SFX: (Whoosh)
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SORIN: After you!
SORIN: After you!
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BEAUMONT: So...
BEAUMONT: Who... Who even are you?
SORIN: A bored adventurer, of sorts. Got a name?
SORIN: A bored adventurer, of sorts. Got a name?
SORIN: A bored adventurer, of sorts. Got a name?
BEAUMONT: ...Beaumont?
BEAUMONT: ...Beaumont?
SORIN: Yeah, well, we'll work on that.