Poem: I don’t want my house messy
I don't want my house messy
Because my wife gets pissy
Please take your shoes off at the door
So we may forever have a clean floor
You will be fed food that is a delight
And I'll wash dishes to avoid a fight
It's all phat in my flat,
As long as I take off my shoes and hat
We cover the walls with homemade canvas,
And get paint all over the flat and us.
We buy crap to decorate the place,
So Sofi can show off to her mates.
She masterminded a theme of black and white,
And now our home is a beautiful sight.
"Don't embarass me!" she shouts,
But I can't help but fuel her doubts,
Because, you see, I love her beyond all reason,
And all I want is her to notice me.