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Cattail Gultch
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Ryan Krall
October 14, 2022
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Cattail Gultch
Ryan Krall
October 14, 2022
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Transcript
“Now, I’m going to take all the milk from this
here little town…”
“…and you’re doing NOTHIN’ about it!”
“This here’s MY milk—“
*reaches in*
“—for my CEREAL!!”
“Vill-Oats!”
“Vill-Oats does not condone nor guarantee their product to be
a source of fiber nefarious nor otherwise.”
*swipe*
*SPLASH!*
*pulls out box*
“HAHA!”
*offscreen* “Now, what’s going on over here?”
*gasp*
“I come all this way, back to my town…”
“…and I find the lowly Ruff stealing all its milk?”
“…well, well, well…”
“Look what the CAT dragged in!!”
“Both you and I know exactly what this cat is
dragging in…”
*cloth*
*a sheathed weapon*
“…vengeance.”
*singsong* “Oh, my name’s Winn, I need my vengeance…”
“Maybe keep a better eye on MY town!!”
“We can settle this here the easy way…”
“…or the hard way!”
“Oh, ho! A classic duel with the great Winn Bellox!”
“Well, I won’t keep my company waiting!”
*growls*
*Winn’s weapon*
*Ruff’s weapon*
*gasps*
“A DUEL!?”
*Winn*
*Ruff*
“STOP!!”
*milk bottle drops*
*flash of LIGHT reflects off bottle*
“AAAAAAAAH!”
“Huh?”
“Oh! Haha!”
*lazers buzz* “Hahaha!”