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July 05, 2026
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My Vampire Girlfriend

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Transcript

  1. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  2. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  3. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  4. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  5. s Shot 2a: Mi Amor, will you marry me?

  6. Aww, Alejandro

  7. Yes

  8. That’s so cute…

  9. But where are we…?

  10. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes But where are we…?

  11. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  12. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  13. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  14. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes
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  17. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  18. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  19. A CHURCH???? A CHURCH????

  20. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Mi Amor

  21. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Let’s ask for God’s blessing, for our marriage!

  22. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  23. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  24. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  25. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Shit…

  26. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  27. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  28. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes I need to get out of here as soon as possible…

  29. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  30. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes
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  33. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  34. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  35. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  36. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  37. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Oh Alejandro!

  38. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes I can no longer suppress my feelings for you..

  39. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Please! sweep me into your arms and let us tango into the moonlight

  40. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Si, mi amor! I will do anything for you!

  41. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  42. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  43. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  44. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  45. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  46. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  47. *they are dancing…

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  53. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  54. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  55. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  56. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  57. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  58. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  59. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  60. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  61. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  62. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  63. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  64. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  65. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes GOSH!

  66. GET OUT! NOW!

  67. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  68. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  69. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  70. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes

  71. Ronaldo, are we there yet. I am feeling hot… Just

    a moment… ok now! Open your eyes Scandalous children….

  72. LEAVE SOME ROOM FOR…

  73. Jesus…!

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  75. s Shot 18b:

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  78. Shot 20a:

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  81. Hey you!

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  91. s Shot 21b:

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  98. s Shot 22a:

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  104. s Shot 23a:

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  107. s Shot 23b:

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  112. s Shot 24b:

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  121. Ughh…

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  123. Hey!!!

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  125. Mi amor!

  126. RUN AWAY! NOW!

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  146. DIE NOW!

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  152. Mi Amor? Nun: hehe…

  153. Hmph… She is not your love.

  154. She is…

  155. s Shot 35: A VAMPIRE!

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  157. Spare her not, young man.

  158. Spare her not, young man.

  159. The moment she satisfies her hunger, she’ll cast you aside

    like a broken toy.

  160. The moment she satisfies her hunger, she’ll cast you aside

    like a broken toy. The moment she satisfies her hunger, she’ll cast you aside like a broken toy.

  161. The moment she satisfies her hunger, she’ll cast you aside

    like a broken toy.

  162. The moment she satisfies her hunger, she’ll cast you aside

    like a broken toy.
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  164. Was everything… a lie?

  165. Alejandro….

  166. What we have… is real.

  167. What we have… is real.

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  170. Now, step aside, boy, I am sending this devil back

    to…

  171. Now, step aside, boy, I am sending this devil back

    to…

  172. AHHHHHH

  173. s Shot 42b: AHHHHHH

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  179. AHHHHHH

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  188. Mi amor, oh

  189. You are hurt… everywhere

  190. s Shot 49a: Alejandro…

  191. Shot 50: I mean it when I said: “I will

    do anything for you..”

  192. s Shot 49b:

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  197. The fog is clearing up a big, shinning a moon

    light on the ground. Shot 50b:
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