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Théotix
November 06, 2013
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Cats, a threat to humanity
Do not be fooled by cats. Realized by Armael of Isomorphis.me
Théotix
November 06, 2013
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Transcript
A behavioural study of Felis silvestris catus
a.k.a. Cat
Cats are evil
Outline I. Some facts II. Humans: cat servants III. A
danger for humanity
I. What you should know about cats
Cats: designed for performance
A perfect anatomy Golden ratio: A ratio, discovered since Antiquity,
that is supposed to represent perfect proportions.
None
None
1.61803398875
θ = θr/lnφ ln(r/a)
Lightning speed A common cat can outperform any human at
running
Cats: sadistic serial-killers
Study by the University of Georgia and National Geographic www.kittycams.uga.edu
Two kills per week
According to the study
Cats are very efficient at killing... and they’re doing it
for fun.
II. Human are cats servants
As a cat...
Obtain a human
Human gives you food
Human cleans your house
Human entertains you
Human is your servant
Cats won’t stop here.
III. Cats are planning to enslave the humans
A long lasting psychological war Goal: brainwash the humans “Cats
are nice”
Since ancient Egypt, where cats were highly estimated
Success, even with the most brilliant minds of their times
“Come, superb cat, to my amorous heart; Hold back the talons of your paws, Let me gaze into your beautiful eyes Of metal and agate.” Charles Baudelaire - The Cat
Success, even with the most brilliant minds of their times
“purr factories” “love sponges” Ernest Hemingway
A war that uses state-of-the-art tools and methods Cats massively
use the internet to propagate a cute image of themselves
A silent preparation for armed conflict
Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for
an armed conflict
Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for
an armed conflict
Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for
an armed conflict
To conclude…
Don’t be fooled! EXTERMINATE