Cats, a threat to humanity

Do not be fooled by cats. Realized by Armael of Isomorphis.me

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1. A behavioural study of Felis silvestris catus
2. a.k.a. Cat
3. Cats are evil
4. Outline I. Some facts II. Humans: cat servants III. A danger for humanity
5. I. What you should know about cats
6. Cats: designed for performance
7. A perfect anatomy Golden ratio: A ratio, discovered since Antiquity, that is supposed to represent perfect proportions.
10. 1.61803398875
11. θ = θr/lnφ ln(r/a)
12. Lightning speed A common cat can outperform any human at running
13. Cats: sadistic serial-killers
14. Study by the University of Georgia and National Geographic www.kittycams.uga.edu
15. Two kills per week
16. According to the study
17. Cats are very efficient at killing... and they’re doing it for fun.
18. II. Human are cats servants
19. As a cat...
20. Obtain a human
21. Human gives you food
22. Human cleans your house
23. Human entertains you
24. Human is your servant
25. Cats won’t stop here.
26. III. Cats are planning to enslave the humans
27. A long lasting psychological war Goal: brainwash the humans “Cats are nice”
28. Since ancient Egypt, where cats were highly estimated
29. Success, even with the most brilliant minds of their times “Come, superb cat, to my amorous heart; Hold back the talons of your paws, Let me gaze into your beautiful eyes Of metal and agate.” Charles Baudelaire - The Cat
30. Success, even with the most brilliant minds of their times “purr factories” “love sponges” Ernest Hemingway
31. A war that uses state-of-the-art tools and methods Cats massively use the internet to propagate a cute image of themselves
32. A silent preparation for armed conflict
33. Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for an armed conflict
34. Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for an armed conflict
35. Study from theoatmeal.com: Behaviours of cats that prepare themselves for an armed conflict
36. To conclude…
37. Don’t be fooled! EXTERMINATE