Revolver - programmers are expendable

Lightning talk given at Ruby User Group Berlin.

Transcript

1. REVOLVER programmers are expendable 8. May 2014 Ruby User Group Berlin (Lightning Talk)
2. txus /t∫us/
3. unemployed
4. https://www.flickr.com/photos/leecullivan/161601970 Bubbly Venture Capital I need your company
5. 0 100000 200000 300000 400000 A while back Earlier Now Very soon programmer wages
6. 0 100000 200000 300000 400000 A while back Earlier Now Very soon Power (in Ruby method calls/msec) Price (in EUR/1M Ruby method calls) computation power
7. „we need to get rid of all the programmers“ „now get to work“
8. 2738965289346578236423234 82637849569283465923643 9487938478937498637498 82745924768934789373
9. program 1 program 2 program 3 program 4 1. determine fitness
10. program 1 program 2 program 3 program 4 2. discard unfit
11. program 1A program 3A program 4A 3. let the rest breed with random mutations
12. ???
13. program 3ABCDEFH2378 PROFIT!
15. „this is useless“ „a fistful of retarded monkeys could code faster than this piece of sh*t“
16. „you’re fired“ „you better get going“
17. YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE
18. YOUR JOBS ARE SAFE FOR NOW
19. REVOLVER programmers are expendable txustice txus Thanks! https:/ /github.com/txus/revolver