C - The Revolution In Systems Programming

A major troll talk given at the Strange Group meetup in Berlin.

Transcript

1. C THE REVOLUTION IN SYSTEMS PROGRAMMING
2. IMPERATIVE
3. http://intellify.me/2011/10/13/3020/
5. FAMILIAR
6. MINIMAL
8. MODULAR
9. simple, clean module system
10. PRACTICAL
11. type inference for literals no need to annotate with :: String or :: int!!!
12. EXPRESSIVE
14. unsafe
16. -some enterprise software analyst about Java “If it compiles, it probably works.”
17. -me “If you could type it, it probably compiles.”
18. RUN-TIME POLYMORPHISM
21. CONCURRENCY
23. EFFICIENT MEMORY MANAGEMENT
25. FAST
27. https://www.flickr.com/photos/panshun/4859528362/
28. VIBRANT COMMUNITY
29. Linux GNU Apache Ruby Python nginx mysql postgresql Redis VMWare OpenSSL
30. WHAT IT DOESN’T HAVE, it doesn’t need
31. FAST
32. FAST
33. FAST
34. C THE REVOLUTION IN SYSTEMS PROGRAMMING txustice txus THANKS!