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South Park S27 Special - The End of Obesity [ G...

Yuen Wang
August 07, 2024
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South Park S27 Special - The End of Obesity [ GARAGE SCENEĀ ]

Yuen Wang

August 07, 2024
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  1. 2707 TheEndofObesity [ INT. Kyle's Garage ] PROPERTY OF SOUTH

    PARK STUDIOS Boarded from a pre-existing script for practice and training purposes.
  2. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01

    00 Dialog KYLE (O.S.) Bring the injector, Kenny.
  3. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 14 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN Well... here it goes, guys.
  4. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 16 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *semaglutide injector clicks*
  5. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 25 Duration 01

    00 Dialog STAN Do you feel anything?
  6. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 26 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN I think so...
  7. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 27 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN Get me some Cocoa Puffs!
  8. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 29 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN I NEED TO MAKE A CEREAL BOMB!
  9. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 30 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN Get me Cocoa Puffs, Captain Crunch and a bucket of KFC, HURRY!
  10. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 33 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *shk shk schk*
  11. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 34 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *shk shk schk*
  12. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 35 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *crnch crnch cnrch*
  13. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 36 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *crnch crnch cnrch*
  14. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 41 Duration 01

    00 Dialog BUTTERS Hey fellas-
  15. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 42 Duration 01

    00 Dialog BUTTERS ...so what's going on?
  16. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 43 Duration 01

    00 Dialog STAN We don't know. Cartman's been in the bathroom with a bucket of cereal for almost thirty minutes.
  17. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 44 Duration 01

    00 Dialog KYLE Dude Cartman WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  18. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 45 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *lock unlatching*
  19. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 46 Duration 01

    00 Dialog SFX: *door squeaking open*
  20. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 50 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN Look at this.
  21. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 54 Duration 01

    00 Dialog STAN Look at what?
  22. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 55 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN There's TWO chicken thighs in there!
  23. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 57 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN SO?! Do you know the last time I couldn't finish a CEREAL BOMB? I think these drugs totally work!
  24. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 58 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN My favorite thing in the world is eating a Cereal Bomb and taking a shit at the same time to make more room. But I got to the last two thighs at the bottom and I was like... I'm full.
  25. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 59 Duration 01

    00 Dialog STAN You can really feel a difference?
  26. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 60 Duration 01

    00 Dialog CARTMAN I TOTALLY FEEL A DIFFERENCE! I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom but its still SITTING THERE!
  27. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 61 Duration 01

    00 Dialog STAN Dude, I think we did it Kyle. What do we do now?
  28. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 63 Duration 01

    00 Dialog KYLE We just make a WHOLE LOT MORE.
  29. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 64 Duration 01

    00 Dialog KYLE So that every one in America can afford SEMAGLUTIDES.