South Park S27 Special - The End of Obesity [ GARAGE SCENE ]

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1. 2707 TheEndofObesity [ INT. Kyle's Garage ] PROPERTY OF SOUTH PARK STUDIOS Boarded from a pre-existing script for practice and training purposes.
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4. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE (O.S.) Bring the injector, Kenny.
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10. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN Sweeeet.
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15. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 14 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN Well... here it goes, guys.
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17. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 16 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *semaglutide injector clicks*
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20. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 19 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE Cartman?
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26. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 25 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN Do you feel anything?
27. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 26 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN I think so...
28. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 27 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN Get me some Cocoa Puffs!
29. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 28 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN What?
30. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 29 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN I NEED TO MAKE A CEREAL BOMB!
31. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 30 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN Get me Cocoa Puffs, Captain Crunch and a bucket of KFC, HURRY!
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33. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 32 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *POP!*
34. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 33 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *shk shk schk*
35. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 34 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *shk shk schk*
36. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 35 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *crnch crnch cnrch*
37. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 36 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *crnch crnch cnrch*
38. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 37 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *glug glug*
39. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 38 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *glghrhrgg*
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42. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 41 Duration 01 00 Dialog BUTTERS Hey fellas-
43. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 42 Duration 01 00 Dialog BUTTERS ...so what's going on?
44. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 43 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN We don't know. Cartman's been in the bathroom with a bucket of cereal for almost thirty minutes.
45. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 44 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE Dude Cartman WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
46. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 45 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *lock unlatching*
47. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 46 Duration 01 00 Dialog SFX: *door squeaking open*
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51. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 50 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN Look at this.
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55. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 54 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN Look at what?
56. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 55 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN There's TWO chicken thighs in there!
57. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 56 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN So?
58. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 57 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN SO?! Do you know the last time I couldn't finish a CEREAL BOMB? I think these drugs totally work!
59. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 58 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN My favorite thing in the world is eating a Cereal Bomb and taking a shit at the same time to make more room. But I got to the last two thighs at the bottom and I was like... I'm full.
60. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 59 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN You can really feel a difference?
61. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 60 Duration 01 00 Dialog CARTMAN I TOTALLY FEEL A DIFFERENCE! I always drink the chocolatey chicken milk left at the bottom but its still SITTING THERE!
62. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 61 Duration 01 00 Dialog STAN Dude, I think we did it Kyle. What do we do now?
63. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 62 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE Now...
64. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 63 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE We just make a WHOLE LOT MORE.
65. Scene 1 Duration 01 04 00 Panel 64 Duration 01 00 Dialog KYLE So that every one in America can afford SEMAGLUTIDES.