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Transcript

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  5. Dialog ARCHER So here we are at the SECURITY CONTROLS!

  6. Dialog ARCHER So here we are at the SECURITY CONTROLS!

  7. Dialog ARCHER So here we are at the SECURITY CONTROLS!

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  10. Dialog SUSAN This switch controls the grid in the lobby...

  11. Dialog SUSAN this is the executive offices upstairs...

  12. Dialog SUSAN this one’s for the grid surrounding the main

    vault...

  13. Dialog ARCHER But how does it operate? If I wanted

    to turn it off,

  14. Dialog ARCHER would I just do...this?

  15. Dialog ARCHER would I just do...this?

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  23. Dialog SUSAN Oh, we can’t do that sir!

  24. Dialog SUSAN Oh, we can’t do that sir!

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  30. Dialog KRIEGER Hurk!

  31. Dialog GILLETTE But wait a second.

  32. Dialog GILLETTE If all this is symbolic anyway, it really

    only matters if people think it’s there.

  33. Dialog GILLETTE If all this is symbolic anyway, it really

    only matters if people think it’s there.

  34. Dialog GILLETTE If all this is symbolic anyway, it really

    only matters if people think it’s there.

  35. Dialog GILLETTE If all this is symbolic anyway, it really

    only matters if people think it’s there.
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  37. Dialog SUSAN But me getting fired isn’t symbolic!

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  44. Dialog ARCHER We’d save money on electricity.

  45. Dialog ARCHER We’d save money on electricity.

  46. Dialog SUSAN Not worth me starving.

  47. Dialog SUSAN Not worth me starving.

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  55. Dialog GILLETTE Less electricity, less global warming!

  56. Dialog GILLETTE Less electricity, less global warming!

  57. Dialog SUSAN Don’t put that on me!

  58. Dialog SUSAN It’s not my bank!

  59. Dialog SUSAN It’s not my bank!

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  71. Dialog SUSAN (CONT'D) Would you just stop?!

  72. Dialog SUSAN (CONT'D) Would you just stop?!

  73. Dialog SUSAN (CONT'D) Would you just stop?!

  74. Dialog KRIEGER Ow...

  75. Dialog KRIEGER Ow...

  76. Dialog GILLETTE You...really love that gun, huh?

  77. Dialog GILLETTE You...really love that gun, huh?

  78. Dialog GILLETTE You...really love that gun, huh?

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  80. Dialog SUSAN (shrugs) I’m old and I need leverage.

  81. Dialog SUSAN If any of these are turned off for

    more than a few seconds

  82. Dialog SUSAN the master alarm goes off!

  83. Dialog GILLETTE Well that’s just...actually really good to know.

  84. Dialog ARCHER (ditching them) Well, I have to go fill

    out some legal forms because

  85. Dialog ARCHER I just realized my name is totally stupid.

  86. Dialog ARCHER I just realized my name is totally stupid.

  87. Dialog ARCHER I just realized my name is totally stupid.

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  93. Dialog ARCHER Did you catch all that?

  94. Dialog ARCHER Did you catch all that?

  95. Dialog ARCHER Did you catch all that?

  96. Dialog PAM Yeah, you really stuck it to Ray with

    the name thing.

  97. Dialog PAM You should be nicer to him.

  98. Dialog ARCHER I meant the part about how if we

    turn off the alarms, we’re screwed.

  99. Dialog ARCHER I meant the part about how if we

    turn off the alarms, we’re screwed.

  100. Dialog ARCHER But also I hear what you’re saying about

    Ray and no.

  101. Dialog ARCHER But also I hear what you’re saying about

    Ray and no.

  102. Dialog ARCHER But also I hear what you’re saying about

    Ray and no.

  103. Dialog PAM We’re all going to jail.

  104. Dialog PAM And that’s the best case scenario at this

    point.

  105. Dialog KRIEGER (OVER COMMS) Guhhhh...arrrgh!...guh-- (relaxed) ahhhh....

  106. Dialog KRIEGER (OVER COMMS) Guhhhh...arrrgh!...guh-- (relaxed) ahhhh.... PAM (Muttering)

  107. Dialog ARCHER Krieger?! What happened? PAM (Muttering)

  108. Dialog ARCHER Krieger?! What happened? PAM (Muttering)

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  110. Dialog PAM (Muttering)

  111. Dialog PAM (Muttering)

  112. Dialog PAM (Muttering)

  113. Dialog KRIEGER S’all good. Just injected myself with a paralytic.

  114. Dialog KRIEGER Can’t feel nothin’ now.

  115. Dialog KRIEGER Can’t feel nothin’ now.

  116. Dialog ARCHER You carry that on you?!

  117. Dialog ARCHER You carry that on you?!

  118. Dialog ARCHER You carry that on you?!

  119. Dialog ARCHER You carry that on you?!

  120. Dialog PAM (losing it) Oh, god!

  121. Dialog All of this is going so wrong!

  122. Dialog I should just walk out.

  123. Dialog I should just walk out.

  124. Dialog No!

  125. Dialog Stupid Pam!

  126. Dialog Stupid Pam!

  127. Dialog You can’t commit to anything!

  128. Dialog ARCHER Whoa, Pam, what is going on with you?

  129. Dialog ARCHER Whoa, Pam, what is going on with you?

  130. Dialog PAM Nothing!!

  131. Dialog PAM Nothing!!

  132. Dialog PAM I just really want to go to brunch!!

  133. Dialog PAM I just really want to go to brunch!!

  134. Dialog ARCHER Hey. Turn off your comms.

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  137. Dialog ARCHER (CONT'D) Is that really it? We can get

    brunch next weekend. I know a place that does topless mimosas -- it’s bottomless mimosas served by topless dancers. You'll love it.

  138. Dialog PAM Well that sounds amazing.

  139. Dialog PAM Well that sounds amazing.

  140. Dialog PAM Well that sounds amazing.

  141. Dialog But I don’t want to have brunch with you.

  142. Dialog ARCHER Ouch.

  143. Dialog Why? I’m delightful.

  144. Dialog PAM I want brunch with...Alessia.

  145. Dialog PAM I want brunch with...Alessia.

  146. Dialog PAM I want brunch with...Alessia.

  147. Dialog ARCHER The hot Swiss mercenary lady who kicked me

    in the chest?

  148. Dialog Why are you sad? She’s awesome!

  149. Dialog It still hurts!

  150. Dialog It still hurts!

  151. Dialog It still hurts!

  152. Dialog It still hurts!

  153. Dialog PAM Yeah. We’ve been dating.

  154. Dialog PAM But I think it could be, like...I don't

    know, something real.

  155. Dialog something real.

  156. Dialog ARCHER Holy shit. Pam in a relationship?

  157. Dialog ARCHER Holy shit. Pam in a relationship?

  158. Dialog Usually you’re all wham bam don’t get attached ma’am.

  159. Dialog Or sir,

  160. Dialog or them.

  161. Dialog PAM I know!

  162. Dialog I thought I’d feel trapped.

  163. Dialog And I know this sounds dumb

  164. Dialog but I’ve never felt more FREE.

  165. Dialog but I’ve never felt more FREE.

  166. Dialog ARCHER Pam, from the bottom of my heart, that

    does sound dumb.

  167. Dialog ARCHER But I’m happy for you.

  168. Dialog PAM But now we’re ACTUALLY TRAPPED in this stupid

    bank! I mean, I can’t even be on time for brunch?

  169. Dialog PAM She’s SWISS, man! Watches are like gods to

    them!
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  175. Dialog ARCHER Call Alessia. push your brunch back an hour.

  176. Dialog Here comes the cavalry. Except it’s like a cavalry

    where the horses are in charge.

  177. Dialog PAM That’s supposed to comfort me?!

  178. Dialog ARCHER I don’t know.

  179. Dialog Everything’s going fuzzy.

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  184. Dialog ARCHER Wow, I thought this hangover would kill me.

  185. Dialog ARCHER Wow, I thought this hangover would kill me.

  186. Dialog ARCHER But...it’s way worse than that.

  187. Dialog ARCHER But...it’s way worse than that.

  188. Dialog PAM I should just break up with her now.

  189. Dialog PAM I should just break up with her now.

  190. Dialog ARCHER I’m going to lie down for a bit,

    then look for that override code.

  191. Dialog ARCHER Don’t come back without a topless mimosa.

  192. Dialog ARCHER Good luck with the Alessia thing.

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  203. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (stuffy British voice) Well, hello good sir!

  204. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL A thousand thanks for letting me in early!

  205. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL It is I, an obscenely wealthy socialite

  206. Dialog who wishes to do business with thine banking shoppe!

  207. Dialog Cheerio, spit-spot!

  208. Dialog BANK EXEC Of course, Ms. Tunt.

  209. Dialog And might I say your accent is...even more beautiful

    than I’d remembered.

  210. Dialog And might I say your accent is...even more beautiful

    than I’d remembered.

  211. Dialog (quietly after she walks by) I fucking hate rich

    people.
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