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Alejandra Mertz
August 20, 2023
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Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?
Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?
Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?
Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?
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Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?
Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?
Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?
Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?
Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens
Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens
Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens
Dialog IVY She's the real monster here
Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to
the show with him!
Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to
the show with him!
Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to
the show with him!
Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to
the show with him!
Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to
the show with him!
Dialog POISON IVY 180 Nope we can't do that, we
need that third seat for our purses!
Dialog POISON IVY 180 Nope we can't do that, we
need that third seat for our purses!
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Dialog CLAYFACE HA HA!
Dialog CLAYFACE HA HA!
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!
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Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!
Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!
Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!
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Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!
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Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded
in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
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Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!
Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!
Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply
to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.
Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?
Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?
Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here
and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas
everywhere.
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas
everywhere.
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas
everywhere.
Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas
everywhere.
Dialog POISON IVY 189 Oh Fuck.
Dialog POISON IVY 189 Oh Fuck.
Dialog POISON IVY 189 That was you?
Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel
like a fool!
Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel
like a fool!
Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel
like a fool!
Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel
like a fool!
Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel
like a fool!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre
all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once
and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
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Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?
Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?
Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?
Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?
Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to
right now?
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Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!
Dialog IVY Yea. I do.
Dialog IVY Yea. I do.
Dialog IVY Yea. I do.
Dialog IVY Yea. I do.
Dialog IVY Yea. I do.
Dialog IVY Boop!
Dialog IVY Boop!
Dialog IVY Boop! CLAYFACE (GASP)
Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)
Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)
Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)
Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)
Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)
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Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from
all these innocent bystanders?
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