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 I_KNEW_YOU_DIDNT_HAVE_TICKETS.pdf

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Transcript

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  15. Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?

  16. Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?

  17. Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?

  18. Dialog HARGRET 175 Heh. Okay, whereʼs the radio hick?

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  29. Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?

  30. Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?

  31. Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?

  32. Dialog HARGRET 177 Hold up... Itʼs a cancer kid?

  33. Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens

  34. Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens

  35. Dialog IVY Look, Maybe the mom has Munchausens

  36. Dialog IVY She's the real monster here

  37. Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to

    the show with him!

  38. Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to

    the show with him!

  39. Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to

    the show with him!

  40. Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to

    the show with him!

  41. Dialog HARGRET Letʼs take his parentsʼ tickets and go to

    the show with him!

  42. Dialog POISON IVY 180 Nope we can't do that, we

    need that third seat for our purses!

  43. Dialog POISON IVY 180 Nope we can't do that, we

    need that third seat for our purses!
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  62. Dialog CLAYFACE HA HA!

  63. Dialog CLAYFACE HA HA!

  64. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  65. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  66. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  67. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  68. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  69. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  70. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  71. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  72. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  73. Dialog CLAYFACE TIS I, the Elusive Chanteuse

  74. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  75. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  76. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  77. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  78. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  79. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  80. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  81. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  82. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  83. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  84. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  85. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  86. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  87. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  88. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

  89. Dialog CLAYFACE Clayface! La la la laaa!

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  93. Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!

  94. Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!

  95. Dialog POISON IVY 182 You twisted little freak!

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  97. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  98. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  99. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  100. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  101. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  102. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  103. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  104. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  105. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  106. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  107. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

  108. Dialog CLAYFACE 183 I knew you didnʼt have tickets!

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  110. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  111. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  112. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  113. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  114. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  115. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  116. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  117. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  118. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!

  119. Dialog CLAYFACE How does it feel to be caught redhanded

    in this very public and very embarrassing sting?!
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  124. Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!

  125. Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!

  126. Dialog MAKE-A-WISH MOM 184 Wait, whereʼs my son?!

  127. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  128. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  129. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  130. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  131. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  132. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  133. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  134. Dialog CLAYFACE 185 All you had to do was reply

    to one of the dozens of emails and texts I sent about my show.

  135. Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?

  136. Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?

  137. Dialog HARGRET 186 Whatʼs a few unread texts between friends?

  138. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  139. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  140. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  141. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  142. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  143. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  144. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  145. Dialog CLAYFACE 187 No one cares for your opinion, stranger!

  146. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  147. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  148. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  149. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  150. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  151. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  152. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  153. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  154. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  155. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 You think you can swan in here

    and swing your big boss dick around and get anything you want?

  156. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas

    everywhere.

  157. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas

    everywhere.

  158. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas

    everywhere.

  159. Dialog CLAYFACE 188 I have eyes and ears and Ramonas

    everywhere.

  160. Dialog POISON IVY 189 Oh Fuck.

  161. Dialog POISON IVY 189 Oh Fuck.

  162. Dialog POISON IVY 189 That was you?

  163. Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel

    like a fool!

  164. Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel

    like a fool!

  165. Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel

    like a fool!

  166. Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel

    like a fool!

  167. Dialog CLAYFACE AS RAMONA 190 Dial six if you feel

    like a fool!

  168. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  169. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  170. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  171. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  172. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  173. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  174. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  175. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  176. Dialog POISON IVY 192 You get one residency, now youʼre

    all--OOOH LA LA! Iʼm Clayface!

  177. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  178. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  179. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  180. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  181. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  182. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  183. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!

  184. Dialog POISON IVY 192 Kathy Griffin name checks me once

    and suddenly Iʼm a big DIVA!
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  186. Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?

  187. Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?

  188. Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?

  189. Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?

  190. Dialog CLAYFACE You dare call MOI a DIVA!!?

  191. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  192. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  193. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  194. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  195. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  196. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?

  197. Dialog IVY Do you know who you're fucking talking to

    right now?
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  199. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  200. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  201. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  202. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  203. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  204. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  205. Dialog CLAYFACE Do you know who YOU'RE talking to?!

  206. Dialog IVY Yea. I do.

  207. Dialog IVY Yea. I do.

  208. Dialog IVY Yea. I do.

  209. Dialog IVY Yea. I do.

  210. Dialog IVY Yea. I do.

  211. Dialog IVY Boop!

  212. Dialog IVY Boop!

  213. Dialog IVY Boop! CLAYFACE (GASP)

  214. Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)

  215. Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)

  216. Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)

  217. Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)

  218. Dialog CLAYFACE (GASP)

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  223. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?

  224. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?

  225. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?

  226. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?

  227. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?

  228. Dialog HARGRET 199 Hey, babe. Can we sidebar away from

    all these innocent bystanders?
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