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Suburban Vermin Bday

E40e90d398aed3c5acb6b8538ac64c8a?s=47 Amanda
February 23, 2022

Suburban Vermin Bday

Sarah invited a couple of friends over for her roommate's birthday. Things don't go as planned.

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Amanda

February 23, 2022
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  9. Dialog Sarah: Cake -

  10. Dialog Sarah: Check.

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  12. Dialog Sarah: Coke and snacks.

  13. Dialog Sarah: Coke and snacks.

  14. Dialog Sarah: Check.

  15. Dialog Sarah: And last is friends.

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  18. Dialog Sarah: Check.

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  21. Dialog Dakota: Hey, Divinity -

  22. Dialog Dakota: is this really everybody?

  23. Dialog Divinity: Yeah, why?

  24. Dialog Dakota: I mean - it’s just

  25. Dialog Dakota: kind of

  26. Dialog Dakota: sad.

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  28. Dialog Scotty: Ouch.

  29. Dialog Valerie: Well I agree with the kid.

  30. Dialog Valerie: Chris is our friend.

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  32. Dialog Valerie: And we should make this

  33. Dialog Valerie: And we should make this

  34. Dialog Valerie: the best party ever for her!

  35. Dialog Valerie: Now, let’s see what we got here.

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  38. Dialog Valerie: Hmmm….

  39. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!

  40. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!

  41. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!

  42. Dialog Valerie: A-HA!

  43. Dialog Valerie: Perfect!

  44. Dialog Valerie: Oh yeah, this’ll definitely have enough salt in

    it.
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  47. Dialog Sarah: What? What is that? Why’d you just grab

    a bottle of ketchup?
  48. Dialog Valerie: Cause we’re gonna summon some ghosts.

  49. Dialog Valerie: Cause we’re gonna summon some ghosts.

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  52. Dialog (O.S.) Daphne: Oh no you don’t!

  53. Dialog Daphne: That’s a bad idea, Val.

  54. Dialog Daphne: You remember what happened last time, right?

  55. Dialog Sarah: Why, what happened last time?

  56. Dialog Valerie: Psh. That’s old news.

  57. Dialog Valerie: We got the right stuff this time!

  58. Dialog Daphne: Ketchup is not ‘the right stuff.’

  59. Dialog Valerie: Ugh!

  60. Dialog Valerie: C’mon! You really think Chris wants to come

    home to this sad affair?
  61. Dialog Valerie: There’s even a lil’ kid here!

  62. Dialog Valerie: There’s even a lil’ kid here!

  63. Dialog Dakota: I’m 14.

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  68. Dialog Sarah: *sigh* Alright.

  69. Dialog Sarah: Let’s… do the ghost thing…

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  71. Dialog Sarah: But if this goes all wrong—!!

  72. Dialog Val: Ah, don’t worry.

  73. Dialog Valerie: We can just get rid of the ghosts

    by dissolving the salt.
  74. Dialog Valerie: We can just get rid of the ghosts

    by dissolving the salt.
  75. Dialog Valerie: Easy!

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  80. Dialog Valerie: Alright! Let’s cast this thing!

  81. Dialog Valerie: Yo! Scotty! Action Notes *Bottle breaks*

  82. Dialog Scotty: Right here, bud.

  83. Dialog Scotty: Should be in here somewhere…

  84. Dialog Scotty: Ah, there it is.

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  86. Dialog Scotty: Alright, everybody gimme your fingers.

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  88. Dialog Dakota: Umm…

  89. Dialog Dakota: This isn’t like… illegal, is it?

  90. Dialog Daphne: It’s not illegal, it’s just stupid.

  91. Dialog Valerie: Ah, c’mon Daph.

  92. Dialog Valerie: Sarah said it’s cool!

  93. Dialog Sarah: It’s for Chris. It’ll be fun right?

  94. Dialog Sarah: It’s for Chris. It’ll be fun right?

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  96. Dialog Sarah: Like a spooky Halloween party… or something…

  97. Dialog Valerie: Alright, everybody ready?

  98. Dialog Valerie: Here we go.

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  103. Dialog Sarah: *Sigh* It's for Chris.

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  109. Dialog Valerie: Okay, everybody hold hands and I’ll start the

    chant.
  110. Dialog Val: Tihsllub gnitnahc tsohg ssa evkaf lla si siht.

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  112. Dialog Ghost: Oooohhh

  113. Dialog Ghost: Oof.

  114. Action Notes *Ghost struggles*

  115. Action Notes *Ghost struggles*

  116. Dialog Ghost: Ooohhhh Dakota: Aahh-- Action Notes Pop!

  117. Dialog Dakota: AAHHHHHH!!!

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  122. Dialog Dakota: Huh?

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  125. Dialog (O.S.) Val: Heehee.

  126. Dialog (O.S.) Val: Heehee.

  127. Dialog Valerie: You’re so cute kid.

  128. Dialog Sarah: Wait, I don’t get it. Why’d the ghost

    just go right through him?
  129. Dialog Valerie: Ghosts are non-corporeal, Sarah.

  130. Dialog Valerie: They can’t interact with anything unless they possess

    it.
  131. Dialog Scotty: Like that.

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  141. Dialog Daphne: Ah!

  142. Dialog Daphne: Dammit Val! This is exactly why I said

    this was a bad idea!
  143. Dialog Valerie: What, it’s not that bad.

  144. Dialog Valerie: What, it’s not that bad.

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  147. Dialog Sarah: Ah!

  148. Dialog Sarah: Okay, this is starting to get a little

    out of control.
  149. Dialog Sarah: Okay, this is starting to get a little

    out of control.
  150. Dialog Valerie: So they’re a little rowdy -

  151. Dialog Valerie: It’s a party! I’m sure things’ll calm down

    soon.
  152. Action Notes Loud knock at front door

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  158. Dialog Cop 1: Hyah!

  159. Dialog Cop 1: We’re the police!

  160. Dialog Cop 2: And we got noise complaint reports!

  161. Dialog Cop 1: You’re all under arrest!

  162. Dialog Cop 1: You’re all under arrest!

  163. Dialog Cop 1: You two!

  164. Dialog Cop 1: You’re under arrest.

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  167. Dialog Val: Scram!

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  170. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They ran!

  171. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They ran!

  172. Dialog Cop 1: Looks like we’re gonna need back up.

  173. Dialog Cop 1: We’re callin’ in back up!

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  175. Dialog *Dogs barking*

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  181. Dialog Daphne: Well, I’m leaving.

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  184. Dialog Sarah: Daphne! Where are you going?

  185. Dialog Sarah: Daphne! Where are you going?

  186. Dialog Sarah: Hey! What the hell? Get back here!

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  189. Dialog Dakota: Whoa!

  190. Dialog Divinity: Well, that’s enough. C’mon Dak, we’re out of

    here.
  191. Dialog Divinity: Well, that’s enough. C’mon Dak, we’re out of

    here.
  192. Dialog Dakota: Wait, we’re leaving? But, what about Sarah?

  193. Dialog Divinity: Dak, you wanna be arrested?

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  195. Dialog Dakota: No...

  196. Dialog Divinity: Cool, it’s settled then.

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  203. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your

    house… and… your party…
  204. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your

    house… and… your party…
  205. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your

    house… and… your party…
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  207. Dialog Dakota: sorry…

  208. Dialog Dakota: sorry…

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  212. Dialog Ghost: I’m meltinggg.

  213. Dialog Ghost: I’m meltinggg.

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  219. Dialog Sarah: Alright! Everybody out!

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  221. Dialog Ghost 1: Dude! What’s your problem? We’re just—

  222. Dialog Ghost 2: Oh dang!

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  227. Dialog Sarah: Get out!

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  229. Dialog Cop 3: Hey! Killin’ parties is our job!

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  231. Dialog Sarah: Get outta here mutt!

  232. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*

  233. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*

  234. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*

  235. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They’re revolting! Cop 1: Looks like

    we’re outmatched.
  236. Dialog Cop 2: You! Put down your weapon or —

  237. Dialog Cop 1: Ah! Cop 2: Aghh!

  238. Dialog Cop 1: You may have won this time. But

    we won’t forget this.
  239. Dialog Cop 1: Got ghost goo in my socks… gross.

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  244. Dialog (O.S.) Chris: Man, I’m so tired.

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  246. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to

    put the trash lid on again?
  247. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to

    put the trash lid on again?
  248. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to

    put the trash lid on again?
  249. Dialog Chris: I think possums got into it…

  250. Action Notes Ground squishes

  251. Dialog Chris: Wha…?

  252. Dialog Chris: What? Why’s the floor all wet—

  253. Dialog Chris: What? Why’s the floor all wet—

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  256. Dialog Sarah: *Nervous laugh* Happy birthday…

  257. Dialog Chris: I hate birthdays.