Suburban Vermin Bday

Sarah invited a couple of friends over for her roommate's birthday. Things don't go as planned.

Transcript

9. Dialog Sarah: Cake -
10. Dialog Sarah: Check.
12. Dialog Sarah: Coke and snacks.
13. Dialog Sarah: Coke and snacks.
14. Dialog Sarah: Check.
15. Dialog Sarah: And last is friends.
18. Dialog Sarah: Check.
21. Dialog Dakota: Hey, Divinity -
22. Dialog Dakota: is this really everybody?
23. Dialog Divinity: Yeah, why?
24. Dialog Dakota: I mean - it’s just
25. Dialog Dakota: kind of
26. Dialog Dakota: sad.
28. Dialog Scotty: Ouch.
29. Dialog Valerie: Well I agree with the kid.
30. Dialog Valerie: Chris is our friend.
32. Dialog Valerie: And we should make this
33. Dialog Valerie: And we should make this
34. Dialog Valerie: the best party ever for her!
35. Dialog Valerie: Now, let’s see what we got here.
38. Dialog Valerie: Hmmm….
39. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!
40. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!
41. Dialog Valerie: Hmm, that won’t work… Nope… WAIT!
42. Dialog Valerie: A-HA!
43. Dialog Valerie: Perfect!
44. Dialog Valerie: Oh yeah, this’ll definitely have enough salt in it.
47. Dialog Sarah: What? What is that? Why’d you just grab a bottle of ketchup?
48. Dialog Valerie: Cause we’re gonna summon some ghosts.
49. Dialog Valerie: Cause we’re gonna summon some ghosts.
52. Dialog (O.S.) Daphne: Oh no you don’t!
53. Dialog Daphne: That’s a bad idea, Val.
54. Dialog Daphne: You remember what happened last time, right?
55. Dialog Sarah: Why, what happened last time?
56. Dialog Valerie: Psh. That’s old news.
57. Dialog Valerie: We got the right stuff this time!
58. Dialog Daphne: Ketchup is not ‘the right stuff.’
59. Dialog Valerie: Ugh!
60. Dialog Valerie: C’mon! You really think Chris wants to come home to this sad affair?
61. Dialog Valerie: There’s even a lil’ kid here!
62. Dialog Valerie: There’s even a lil’ kid here!
63. Dialog Dakota: I’m 14.
68. Dialog Sarah: *sigh* Alright.
69. Dialog Sarah: Let’s… do the ghost thing…
71. Dialog Sarah: But if this goes all wrong—!!
72. Dialog Val: Ah, don’t worry.
73. Dialog Valerie: We can just get rid of the ghosts by dissolving the salt.
74. Dialog Valerie: We can just get rid of the ghosts by dissolving the salt.
75. Dialog Valerie: Easy!
80. Dialog Valerie: Alright! Let’s cast this thing!
81. Dialog Valerie: Yo! Scotty! Action Notes *Bottle breaks*
82. Dialog Scotty: Right here, bud.
83. Dialog Scotty: Should be in here somewhere…
84. Dialog Scotty: Ah, there it is.
86. Dialog Scotty: Alright, everybody gimme your fingers.
88. Dialog Dakota: Umm…
89. Dialog Dakota: This isn’t like… illegal, is it?
90. Dialog Daphne: It’s not illegal, it’s just stupid.
91. Dialog Valerie: Ah, c’mon Daph.
92. Dialog Valerie: Sarah said it’s cool!
93. Dialog Sarah: It’s for Chris. It’ll be fun right?
94. Dialog Sarah: It’s for Chris. It’ll be fun right?
96. Dialog Sarah: Like a spooky Halloween party… or something…
97. Dialog Valerie: Alright, everybody ready?
98. Dialog Valerie: Here we go.
103. Dialog Sarah: *Sigh* It's for Chris.
109. Dialog Valerie: Okay, everybody hold hands and I’ll start the chant.
110. Dialog Val: Tihsllub gnitnahc tsohg ssa evkaf lla si siht.
112. Dialog Ghost: Oooohhh
113. Dialog Ghost: Oof.
114. Action Notes *Ghost struggles*
115. Action Notes *Ghost struggles*
116. Dialog Ghost: Ooohhhh Dakota: Aahh-- Action Notes Pop!
117. Dialog Dakota: AAHHHHHH!!!
122. Dialog Dakota: Huh?
125. Dialog (O.S.) Val: Heehee.
126. Dialog (O.S.) Val: Heehee.
127. Dialog Valerie: You’re so cute kid.
128. Dialog Sarah: Wait, I don’t get it. Why’d the ghost just go right through him?
129. Dialog Valerie: Ghosts are non-corporeal, Sarah.
130. Dialog Valerie: They can’t interact with anything unless they possess it.
131. Dialog Scotty: Like that.
141. Dialog Daphne: Ah!
142. Dialog Daphne: Dammit Val! This is exactly why I said this was a bad idea!
143. Dialog Valerie: What, it’s not that bad.
144. Dialog Valerie: What, it’s not that bad.
147. Dialog Sarah: Ah!
148. Dialog Sarah: Okay, this is starting to get a little out of control.
149. Dialog Sarah: Okay, this is starting to get a little out of control.
150. Dialog Valerie: So they’re a little rowdy -
151. Dialog Valerie: It’s a party! I’m sure things’ll calm down soon.
152. Action Notes Loud knock at front door
158. Dialog Cop 1: Hyah!
159. Dialog Cop 1: We’re the police!
160. Dialog Cop 2: And we got noise complaint reports!
161. Dialog Cop 1: You’re all under arrest!
162. Dialog Cop 1: You’re all under arrest!
163. Dialog Cop 1: You two!
164. Dialog Cop 1: You’re under arrest.
167. Dialog Val: Scram!
170. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They ran!
171. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They ran!
172. Dialog Cop 1: Looks like we’re gonna need back up.
173. Dialog Cop 1: We’re callin’ in back up!
175. Dialog *Dogs barking*
181. Dialog Daphne: Well, I’m leaving.
184. Dialog Sarah: Daphne! Where are you going?
185. Dialog Sarah: Daphne! Where are you going?
186. Dialog Sarah: Hey! What the hell? Get back here!
189. Dialog Dakota: Whoa!
190. Dialog Divinity: Well, that’s enough. C’mon Dak, we’re out of here.
191. Dialog Divinity: Well, that’s enough. C’mon Dak, we’re out of here.
192. Dialog Dakota: Wait, we’re leaving? But, what about Sarah?
193. Dialog Divinity: Dak, you wanna be arrested?
195. Dialog Dakota: No...
196. Dialog Divinity: Cool, it’s settled then.
203. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your house… and… your party…
204. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your house… and… your party…
205. Dialog Dakota: Uh… Sarah? We’re leaving too… sorry about your house… and… your party…
207. Dialog Dakota: sorry…
208. Dialog Dakota: sorry…
212. Dialog Ghost: I’m meltinggg.
213. Dialog Ghost: I’m meltinggg.
219. Dialog Sarah: Alright! Everybody out!
221. Dialog Ghost 1: Dude! What’s your problem? We’re just—
222. Dialog Ghost 2: Oh dang!
227. Dialog Sarah: Get out!
229. Dialog Cop 3: Hey! Killin’ parties is our job!
231. Dialog Sarah: Get outta here mutt!
232. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*
233. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*
234. Dialog Cop 3: *barks*
235. Dialog Cop 2: Damn! They’re revolting! Cop 1: Looks like we’re outmatched.
236. Dialog Cop 2: You! Put down your weapon or —
237. Dialog Cop 1: Ah! Cop 2: Aghh!
238. Dialog Cop 1: You may have won this time. But we won’t forget this.
239. Dialog Cop 1: Got ghost goo in my socks… gross.
244. Dialog (O.S.) Chris: Man, I’m so tired.
246. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to put the trash lid on again?
247. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to put the trash lid on again?
248. Dialog Chris: Oh yeah… Hey, Sarah… Did you forget to put the trash lid on again?
249. Dialog Chris: I think possums got into it…
250. Action Notes Ground squishes
251. Dialog Chris: Wha…?
252. Dialog Chris: What? Why’s the floor all wet—
253. Dialog Chris: What? Why’s the floor all wet—
256. Dialog Sarah: *Nervous laugh* Happy birthday…
257. Dialog Chris: I hate birthdays.