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Alejandra Mertz
August 21, 2023
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Transcript
Dialog FABIAN ...I suppose Iʼm looking for a reason my
guards are leaving and the rest of my employees are insane. (beat)
Dialog FABIAN ...I suppose Iʼm looking for a reason my
guards are leaving and the rest of my employees are insane. (beat)
Dialog FABIAN ...I suppose Iʼm looking for a reason my
guards are leaving and the rest of my employees are insane. (beat)
Dialog FABIAN ...I suppose Iʼm looking for a reason my
guards are leaving and the rest of my employees are insane. (beat)
Dialog FABIAN (beat) Well, Iʼd like to state for the
record that you are not a golden being of light, but are in fact...
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Dialog FABIAN ...fired.
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Dialog FABIAN So are you here to find Archer or
shoot me? Because I actually have a preference on that.
Dialog FABIAN So are you here to find Archer or
shoot me? Because I actually have a preference on that.
Dialog FABIAN So are you here to find Archer or
shoot me? Because I actually have a preference on that.
Dialog FABIAN So are you here to find Archer or
shoot me? Because I actually have a preference on that.
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Dialog MALORY (shrugging) Both.
Dialog MALORY (shrugging) Both.
Dialog MALORY (shrugging) Both.
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Dialog AGENTS Freeze! / Donʼt move!
Dialog AGENTS Freeze! / Donʼt move!
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Excellent timing. I was this close to feeling
regret. Would have been a first for me.
Dialog FABIAN Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? Donʼt
get me wrong, I like it. Seems a bit inconspicuous.
Dialog FABIAN Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? Donʼt
get me wrong, I like it. Seems a bit inconspicuous.
Dialog FABIAN Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? Donʼt
get me wrong, I like it. Seems a bit inconspicuous.
Dialog FABIAN Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? Donʼt
get me wrong, I like it. Seems a bit inconspicuous.
Dialog FABIAN Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? Donʼt
get me wrong, I like it. Seems a bit inconspicuous.
Dialog MALORY Isnʼt it obvious?
Dialog MALORY Isnʼt it obvious?
Dialog MALORY Isnʼt it obvious?
Dialog MALORY Isnʼt it obvious?
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Dialog FABIAN Nyaou. Nyauo. Snop. Snop.
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Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.
Dialog MALORY. (on her way out) The old galʼs still
got it.