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Alejandra Mertz
August 21, 2023
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Dialog 60 BANE So!
Dialog 60 BANE So!
Dialog 60 BANE So!
Dialog 60 BANE Clock King tells me youʼre going to
a
Dialog 60 BANE Clock King tells me youʼre going to
a
Dialog 60 BANE Painting and Wine Drinking event tonight for
Valentineʼs
Dialog 60 BANE Painting and Wine Drinking event tonight for
Valentineʼs
Dialog 60 BANE Day
Dialog 60 BANE MM That sounds colorful and
Dialog 60 BANE fun.
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (ugh)
Dialog 61 RIDDLER The theme is “Together for the Right
Dialog 61 RIDDLER Rieslings,”
Dialog 61 RIDDLER Rieslings,”
Dialog 61 RIDDLER Rieslings,”
Dialog 61 RIDDLER which is
Dialog 61 RIDDLER more tortured than any riddle I can
come up with.
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (CONT'D) But
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (CONT'D) Clocky likes it
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (CONT'D) and it basically guarantees sex, so
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (CONT'D) Iʼll suffer through it
Dialog 61 RIDDLER (CONT'D) Iʼll suffer through it
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE I wish I had a special someone
Dialog 62 BANE with whom to spend the evening
Dialog 62 BANE with whom to spend the evening
Dialog 62 BANE with whom to spend the evening
Dialog 62 BANE with whom to spend the evening
Dialog 62 BANE I'm on all the dating apps
Dialog 62 BANE I'm on all the dating apps
Dialog 62 BANE I'm on all the dating apps
Dialog 62 BANE but haven't swiped right once
Dialog 62 BANE but haven't swiped right once
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Dialog 63 BANE (CONT'D) I can't get past the
Dialog 63 BANE (CONT'D) I can't get past the
Dialog 63 BANE (CONT'D) I can't get past the
Dialog 63 BANE (CONT'D) profiles!
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Does no one understand
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Does no one understand correct
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Does no one understand correct
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Does no one understand correct
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) GRAMMAR?
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Dangling Modifiers, Sentence Fragments -
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Using the word
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Using the word
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Using the word
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) Using the word
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) ANYWAYS
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) as a Transition!
Dialog 66 BANE (CONT'D) as a Transition!
Dialog 67 RIDDLER Well, I mean,
Dialog 67 RIDDLER is that one really so bad--
Dialog 67 RIDDLER bad--
Dialog 68 BANE It's
Dialog 68 BANE ANYWAY
Dialog 68 BANE Thereʼs no “S!”
Dialog 68 BANE Thereʼs no “S!”
Dialog 68 BANE Thereʼs no “S!”
Dialog 68 BANE Thereʼs no “S!”
Dialog 68 BANE And as you know, nothing turns me
off more than
Dialog 68 BANE reckless disregard for
Dialog 68 BANE language!
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Dialog RIDDLER I didn't know that
Dialog 69 RIDDLER Does...
Dialog 69 RIDDLER Does anyone know that?
Dialog 70 BANE You do now!!
Dialog 70 BANE You do now!!
Dialog 70 BANE Anywayyy...
Dialog 70 BANE Anywayyy...
Dialog 70 BANE It appears I'll be spending my Valentine's
Dialog 70 BANE alone...
Dialog 70 BANE in darkness and solitude,
Dialog 70 BANE in darkness and solitude,
Dialog 70 BANE in darkness and solitude,
Dialog 70 BANE where I was born
Dialog 70 BANE where I was born
Dialog 70 BANE where I was born
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Dialog 71 BANE Unless....
Dialog 71 BANE That painting and wining event has-
Dialog 71 BANE That painting and wining event has-
Dialog 71 BANE uhh any openings?
Dialog 71 BANE uhh any openings?
Dialog 72 RIDDLER No.
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