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Sneak_Escape.pdf

Alejandra Mertz
August 21, 2023
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 Sneak_Escape.pdf

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  19. Dialog LANA Guards. Be careful.

  20. Dialog LANA Guards. Be careful.

  21. Dialog CYRIL Should we tiptoe? Like youʼre tip-toeing around Robert?

  22. Dialog CYRIL Should we tiptoe? Like youʼre tip-toeing around Robert?

  23. Dialog CYRIL Should we tiptoe? Like youʼre tip-toeing around Robert?

  24. Dialog LANA Cyril, I swear to god...

  25. Dialog CYRIL What will you do if he finds out?

  26. Dialog LANA As long as no limp-dick four-eyed nerds run

    their mouths, he WONʼT!

  27. Dialog LANA As long as no limp-dick four-eyed nerds run

    their mouths, he WONʼT!

  28. Dialog LANA As long as no limp-dick four-eyed nerds run

    their mouths, he WONʼT!

  29. Dialog LANA As long as no limp-dick four-eyed nerds run

    their mouths, he WONʼT!

  30. Dialog CYRIL One, we both know my penis is generally

    firm when it needs to be. And two,

  31. Dialog CYRIL One, we both know my penis is generally

    firm when it needs to be. And two,

  32. Dialog CYRIL One, we both know my penis is generally

    firm when it needs to be. And two,

  33. Dialog CYRIL One, we both know my penis is generally

    firm when it needs to be. And two,

  34. Dialog CYRIL Iʼve been hesitant to say this-

  35. Dialog CYRIL Iʼve been hesitant to say this, but you

    leave me no choice. Lana Kane, you are turning into Archer.

  36. Dialog CYRIL Iʼve been hesitant to say this, but you

    leave me no choice. Lana Kane, you are turning into Archer.

  37. Dialog CYRIL Iʼve been hesitant to say this, but you

    leave me no choice. Lana Kane, you are turning into Archer.

  38. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.

  39. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.

  40. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.

  41. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.

  42. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.

  43. Dialog LANA And youʼre turning into a gigantic pain in

    my otherwise perfect ass. (changing subject) Thereʼs our target.
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  50. Dialog LANA OK. Iʼll create a distraction --

  51. Dialog LANA OK. Iʼll create a distraction --

  52. Dialog LANA OK. Iʼll create a distraction --

  53. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  54. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  55. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  56. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  57. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  58. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  59. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  60. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  61. Dialog CYRIL No, Iʼve got this. Watch the bureaucratic master

    at work.

  62. Dialog CYRIL You there!

  63. Dialog CYRIL You there!

  64. Dialog CYRIL You canʼt be on guard duty, you forgot

    to fill out your T9-32!

  65. Dialog CYRIL You canʼt be on guard duty, you forgot

    to fill out your T9-32!

  66. Dialog GUARD (holding form) Got it right here, pal.

  67. Dialog GUARD (holding form) Got it right here, pal.

  68. Dialog CYRIL Oh... But that truck isnʼt a company asset,

    which means you also need --

  69. Dialog CYRIL Oh... But that truck isnʼt a company asset,

    which means you also need --

  70. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  71. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  72. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  73. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  74. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  75. Dialog GUARD (holds other form) A CM-5? Not my first

    rodeo. Hey, donʼt you need a VS-10 to be in here?

  76. Dialog CYRIL Crap. Thatʼs good bureaucracy.

  77. Dialog CYRIL Crap. Thatʼs good bureaucracy.

  78. Dialog CYRIL Crap. Thatʼs good bureaucracy.

  79. Dialog CYRIL Crap. Thatʼs good bureaucracy.

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  100. Dialog CYRIL Okay, maybe not the best distraction.

  101. Dialog LANA Ya think??

  102. Dialog LANA Ya think??

  103. Dialog CYRIL Just like your emotional affair isnʼt the best

    distraction from the fact that--

  104. Dialog CYRIL Just like your emotional affair isnʼt the best

    distraction from the fact that--

  105. Dialog LANA Oh. My. God. Iʼm not turning into Archer!

  106. Dialog LANA Oh. My. God. Iʼm not turning into Archer!

  107. Dialog LANA Oh. My. God. Iʼm not turning into Archer!

  108. Dialog LANA Oh. My. God. Iʼm not turning into Archer!

  109. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  110. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  111. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  112. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  113. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  114. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  115. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  116. Dialog CYRIL Really? Letʼs look at the evidence! You hit

    on anything that moves-- (BANG) You PARTY all night and sleep all day-- (BANG BANG BANG) And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy womenʼs multivitamins--

  117. Dialog CYRIL And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy

    womenʼs multivitamins--

  118. Dialog CYRIL And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy

    womenʼs multivitamins--

  119. Dialog CYRIL And youʼve been taking WAY too many gummy

    womenʼs multivitamins--

  120. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  121. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  122. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  123. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

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  133. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  134. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  135. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  136. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  137. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  138. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  139. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  140. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  141. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  142. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  143. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

  144. Dialog LANA Wait, thatʼs an Archer thing?

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  166. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  167. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  168. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  169. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  170. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  171. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  172. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  173. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  174. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  175. Dialog ARCHER Dammit, those explosives were our only way to

    blow up the device.

  176. Dialog LANA So weʼll rig a bomb or something.

  177. Dialog CYRIL Improvising? Okay, “Archer.”

  178. Dialog CYRIL Improvising? Okay, “Archer.”

  179. Dialog ARCHER What?

  180. Dialog ARCHER What?

  181. Dialog LANA Enough!

  182. Dialog GILLETTE You all enough!

  183. Dialog GILLETTE You all enough!

  184. Dialog GILLETTE If I know IIA, Diamond Force is coming

    for us right now!

  185. Dialog GILLETTE If I know IIA, Diamond Force is coming

    for us right now!

  186. Dialog CYRIL Diamond Force?

  187. Dialog CYRIL Diamond Force?

  188. Dialog CYRIL Diamond Force?

  189. Dialog CYRIL Diamond Force?

  190. Dialog GILLETTE The elite kill squad. They all wear matching

    diamond rings.

  191. Dialog GILLETTE The elite kill squad. They all wear matching

    diamond rings.

  192. Dialog GILLETTE The elite kill squad. They all wear matching

    diamond rings.

  193. Dialog CYRIL (scared) Cool!

  194. Dialog CYRIL (scared) Cool!

  195. Dialog CYRIL (scared) Cool!

  196. Dialog ARCHER Well, we canʼt leave the device and risk

    IIA using it to blow up the world! Which means...

  197. Dialog LANA (off Archer trailing off) Yeah?

  198. Dialog ARCHER Oh, I hoped you had something.

  199. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  200. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  201. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  202. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  203. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  204. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  205. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL This is the nicest parking lot Iʼve ever

    seen. (feeling sorry for herself) I suppose a pauper like me could be happy settling down here.

  206. Dialog KRIEGER Recognize anything yet, Colt?

  207. Dialog KRIEGER Recognize anything yet, Colt?

  208. Dialog PAM I thought his name was Jeremy.

  209. Dialog PAM I thought his name was Jeremy.

  210. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST Iʼm sticking with Colt, dammit! (pointing) There! Thatʼs

    it!

  211. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST Iʼm sticking with Colt, dammit! (pointing) There! Thatʼs

    it!

  212. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST Iʼm sticking with Colt, dammit! (pointing) There! Thatʼs

    it!

  213. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST Iʼm sticking with Colt, dammit! (pointing) There! Thatʼs

    it!

  214. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST Iʼm sticking with Colt, dammit! (pointing) There! Thatʼs

    it!
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  230. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  231. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  232. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  233. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  234. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  235. Dialog KRIEGER My god, itʼs GORGEOUS!

  236. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST I just installed a new engine last year,

    thereʼs a kegerator in the back, and she gets three miles per gallon. But on a good downhill, I can get her up to eight.

  237. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST I just installed a new engine last year,

    thereʼs a kegerator in the back, and she gets three miles per gallon. But on a good downhill, I can get her up to eight.

  238. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST I just installed a new engine last year,

    thereʼs a kegerator in the back, and she gets three miles per gallon. But on a good downhill, I can get her up to eight.

  239. Dialog COLT/SCIENTIST I just installed a new engine last year,

    thereʼs a kegerator in the back, and she gets three miles per gallon. But on a good downhill, I can get her up to eight.

  240. Dialog PAM How do you remember nothing about who you

    are and everything about this van?

  241. Dialog PAM How do you remember nothing about who you

    are and everything about this van?

  242. Dialog PAM How do you remember nothing about who you

    are and everything about this van?

  243. Dialog KRIEGER I get it.

  244. Dialog KRIEGER I get it.

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  283. Dialog ARCHER Change of plans.

  284. Dialog ARCHER Change of plans.

  285. Dialog RAY As usual.

  286. Dialog RAY As usual.

  287. Dialog RAY As usual.

  288. Dialog PAM Ray?

  289. Dialog PAM Ray?

  290. Dialog RAY As in “of sunshine.”

  291. Dialog RAY As in “of sunshine.”

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  293. Dialog RAY Also as in “gun.”Itʼs Diamond Force!

  294. Dialog RAY Also as in “gun.”Itʼs Diamond Force!

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  319. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  320. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  321. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  322. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  323. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  324. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  325. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  326. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  327. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  328. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  329. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  330. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  331. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  332. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  333. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  334. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!

  335. Dialog CYRIL (as they peel out) Look at their cool

    rings!