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Bryan Cantrill
September 25, 2015
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A crime against common sense
My lightning talk from Surge 2015. Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6-LVCHmGM#t=58m23s
Bryan Cantrill
September 25, 2015
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A crime against common sense CTO bryan@joyent.com Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill
Plex blowing up in LX
Patrick is not crazy
Something good came out of it
Not any closer to knowing what’s broken
The unit tests bail out?
A great place to start
madvise(2)
MADV_DONTNEED
MADV_WTF?!
MADV_FACEPALM
Um...
Phew!
Wrong semantics
Man page needs “clarification”
A crime against common sense
Tru64?!
Tru64!
MADV_FREE?
There I fixed it!