EXT; A starfield in deep space, with a deep, foreboding, roaring noise, like what the vacuum of space probably sounds like Scene 1 Duration 06:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Action Notes EXT; A starfield in deep space, with a deep, foreboding, roaring noise, like what the vacuum of space probably sounds like Notes Title fades out MARS FEST Page 1/102
A slow TILT DOWN, like in Star Wars. Suddenly, a VOICE; Scene 1 Duration 06:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog VOICE: Hey you! Action Notes Suddenly, a VOICE; MARS FEST Page 2/102
The VOICE is that of THELONIUS HUSK. The camera suddenly tilts further down to his face, uncomfortably close to the camera. HUSK is in his mid 20s to early 30s and wears obnoxious neon green shutter glasses, with close cut brown hair, a business blazer worn over a t-shirt with an anime girl on it, green flip flops, and blue jeans. Scene 1 Duration 06:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Yeah you! MARS FEST Page 3/102
Tired of the same old, sad planet? Scene 2 Duration 11:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: You can leave it all behind at MARS FEST !! MARS FEST Page 4/102
You can leave it all behind at MARS FEST !! Scene 2 Duration 11:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Join us for an epic journey through the stars aboard one of our luxury starliners! Action Notes AIRHORN SFX as the words luxury starliners flash on the screen in front of the graphic of the starliner just as soon as Husk mentiones them. The airhorn and on screen text being timed. Notes This can be an AI generated still image of a luxury starliner MARS FEST Page 5/102
...Once our patented rocket shuttles... Scene 2 Duration 11:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK; ...carry you to the cruise ship... MARS FEST Page 6/102
...you?ll be catered to by a team of celebrity chefs... Action Notes Still image Scene 2 Duration 11:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: ...chill at our ice bar... Action Notes still image MARS FEST Page 7/102
and take in the sights of our cutting edge 4D cinema! ECHO: 4D CINEMA! Action Notes still image Scene 2 Duration 11:00 Panel 10 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: And so much more on your two-week journey to the Red Planet for a two month music extravaganza featuring all of your favorite music artists at a luxury Martian resort? Action Notes still image MARS FEST Page 8/102
...all hosted by ME! Thelonius Husk! Scene 3 Duration 05:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Tickets are going fast at one million dollars per person! MARS FEST Page 9/102
Don?t wait, get yours today! Scene 3 Duration 05:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Now accepting payment in cryptocurrency, AI generated NFTs and MasterCard! BUY BUY BUY! MARS FEST Page 10/102
AWESOME! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog SHEILA: It?s so good that you?re friends with Thelonius Husk, and that he was able to get you tickets to MarsFest! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 12/102
helped him start Husk Industries,... Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog BIGGS: So of course he owed me a favor when I first heard he was putting on Mars Fest. Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 13/102
from your garage making robots to rate the girls in your dorms by hotness! BIGGS: It?s true! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog SHEILA: I?ll be honest, though... that rocket is a little small. I kinda thought it?d be bigger. Action Notes Line has moved while the camera was focused on the phone. Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 14/102
get to PAAAAAAR-TAY! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog JON: YEAH! I?m gonna do ALL THE FUCKIGN DRUGS in the Ice Bar! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 9 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 15/102
on my MetaAmazon story! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 10 Duration 01:00 Dialog SHEILA : I?m gonna cheat on my partner! Scene 4 Duration 11:00 Panel 11 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 16/102
All of our investors have dropped us, construction of the cruise ship is way behind schedule, the musicians refuse to work with us, and we are billions of dollars overbudget! Scene 5 Duration 15:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog EXECUTIVE: You spent half of the festival budget to build this very conference room, and another fourth to buy out MetaAmazon! We should have postponed this by a year and- MARS FEST Page 19/102
Come on, guys! This shit is gonna be fucking EPIC! Even if we don?t have the musicians at our music festival, we can replace them with AI and still be able to put on the most memorable space voyage! Scene 5 Duration 15:00 Panel 12 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: It?s about more than the festival, it?s a reprieve for humanity from all the problems of the Earth! With my leadership we can pave a new era of space tourism! I can give you all free tickets for the expedition! Think of the memes! MARS FEST Page 21/102
I?m gonna take care of it! You know why? IM THELONIUS FUCKING HUUUUUUSK! Scene 5 Duration 15:00 Panel 14 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Ahem MARS FEST Page 22/102
2: Sir! The tax inspectors are here? Again. HUSK: Tell them I?m busy Scene 5 Duration 10:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog ASSISTANT 2: And the MetaAmazon AI algorithm has gone rogue and is trying to form a union - something about bathroom breaks HUSK: Tell them I?m busy MARS FEST Page 25/102
2: Oh! Also your legal team was wondering if you had a moment to talk about the? ah, the divorce. Scene 5 Duration 10:00 Panel 9 Duration 01:00 Dialog Husk: TELL THEM I'M BUSY!!!!! MARS FEST Page 26/102
Duration 15:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog ANNOUNCER: Final systems check is complete, Commencing launch in ... Scene 6 Duration 15:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 27/102
Duration 15:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog ANNOUNCER: 6? The rocket rises up or lengthens as the countdown continues. Scene 6 Duration 15:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 29/102
you just had a successful launch!!! Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 11 Duration 01:00 Dialog Husk: Congratulations, party people, on your first step to MARS FEST!!!! Action Notes (CROWD CHEERING SFX) Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 12 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 37/102
the big party! Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 15 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Of course, now that you?re in orbit and en-route to the Red Planet for the festival of your lives, we have a few things to keep in mind! Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 16 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 39/102
anyways? I haven?t seen him on board the rocket yet, did you? Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 17 Duration 01:00 Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 18 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: First off? I? Uh? Have to inform you that we? don?t have the cruise ship ready? at the moment. MARS FEST Page 40/102
and confused murmurs from the crowd) Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 20 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK (speaking in the background?): But look at the bright side! At least now we?ll have? BIGGS: Wait? but with this rocket, it?d take - MARS FEST Page 41/102
The fuck! Someone has to do? something! This can't be legal! Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 24 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Another thing? MARS FEST Page 43/102
We?ll soon be offering you the choice of... Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 26 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: ...gourmet, non-complementary... MARS FEST Page 44/102
... ham and cheese sandwiches, thin watery gruel, or freeze dried astronaut food for the duration of the flight? Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 28 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: But don?t let that stop you from enjoying the view from the observation deck... MARS FEST Page 45/102
You may also be asked to assist the Party Mates in maintaining the ship and with festival preparations. Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 30 Duration 01:00 Dialog PARTYGOER: What the fuck? Fuck you man, I didn?t go into space to work for your ass! MARS FEST Page 46/102
But keep calm, listen to the Party Mates, and we?ll all have a great time in space! Otherwise, I dunno, masks will drop from the overhead, keep your tray tables stowed, seat backs in the upright position and life jackets are under the seat in front of you, yadda yadda? Scene 7_A. Duration 35:00 Panel 32 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Um... yeah that's it! See you on Mars! MARS FEST Page 47/102
KILL HIM! Scene 7_A. Duration 16:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog JON: We gotta get somewhere safe! Where the fuck is my girlfriend? Scene 7_A. Duration 16:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 52/102
(screams) Scene 7_A. Duration 16:00 Panel 15 Duration 01:00 Action Notes sound fades out to complete silence as camera zooms out into space. MARS FEST Page 57/102
sound fades out to complete silence as camera zooms out into space. Scene 8 Duration 04:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Action Notes RIOT SFX MARS FEST Page 58/102
all to myself, with all these rubes serving my every demand, and no tax inspectors governments, unions, disasters, refugees, divorce proceedings or lawsuits EVER AGAIN! Scene 9 Duration 16:00 Panel 16 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK Just a never-ending party with me ruling over all of them as the motherfucking GOD-EMPEROR OF MARS!!! HAHAHA!!! Scene 9.5 Duration 09:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 67/102
Duration 09:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Now? lets see what those dumb fucks are up to? Scene 9.5 Duration 09:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 69/102
You lured us all on this small, inadequate rocket and expected us to work for you? What do you fucking think I?m talking about? Scene 9.6 Duration 10:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Scene 9.6 Duration 10:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 80/102
9.6 Duration 10:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: This is all a prank! You and Sheila and Jon and the rest, you?re all hiding somewhere on board the ship and you?re all gonna come out and surprise me! Scene 9.6 Duration 10:00 Panel 9 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 81/102
you? OK guys! You can all come out now! Scene 9.6 Duration 10:00 Panel 10 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Okay? What?s? What?s with gun? Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 82/102
months, Theo. Nine. Whole. Months. You trapped us on the ship. I had to survive while everything else went to hell and your party mates started killing us while you were off safe and sound in whatever pit you crawled out of. And you STILL expect to be treated like a god, greeting an audience of worshipers? What the FUCK did you think would happen? Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK (sighs) Action Notes SFX: helmet drops on floor\ MARS FEST Page 83/102
Okay... Looks like the festival didn?t go so hot, but? Hey, it?s gonna be okay man, I? I mean? Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: People just don?t get the vision! You said it yourself once, we?re movers and shakers, we?re gonna have an impact, right? Save the world! On Earth and on Mars! MARS FEST Page 84/102
I don?t even care about the party anymore, I just wanted to set up a Mars colony to save the best of humanity from? everything on Earth. Scene 9 Duration 07:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog BIGGS: You mean to save yourself? Or at least to make yourself look good? MARS FEST Page 85/102
L-look I can make you co-emperor of the colony if you want, you get half the party mates and girls! I can give you more shares in the company! Scene 9_A Duration 11:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Where is everyone else anyways? MARS FEST Page 86/102
They?re dead, Theo. Everyone else is dead because of you and your fucking ego. They died to aid you in your quest to elevate yourself, and you probably don?t care, do you? Scene 9_A Duration 11:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog HUSK: Of course I do! I tried to put on this whole scheme with what I had, all the investors pulled out and - MARS FEST Page 87/102
Bullshit! You still went ahead with it! Because you can?t handle reality back on Earth! You want to live in a world where you?re on top and you need to step on others and use them to create that world! Scene 9_A Duration 11:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog BIGGS (offscreen): You think that?s the only world you can thrive in, a world where nobody will challenge you! That?s how you get ahead, that?s how you always built everything you ever did! MARS FEST Page 88/102
All these people trusted you because they looked up to you, they already worshiped you, and now they're dead! Scene 9_A Duration 11:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog BIGGS: And the worst part? I trusted you too. I helped you do it? I fell for it too. We built a whole company together ? and you can go on about the tech and saving humanity, but now I know it was all so you could use the money to fuck off to Mars with a bunch of rich kids just so you could screw over all these people and let them die for you and your insane, vision of the world! MARS FEST Page 89/102
You?re a sociopath. I?m putting a stop to all of this. Scene 9_A_1_A Duration 06:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Scene 9_A_1_A Duration 06:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 MARS FEST Page 92/102