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Cave Injury

Cave Injury

Phasma, Sophie (medic) and her Lieutenant get cornered in a cave with the Lieutenant gravely injured.

Shelly

May 09, 2021
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  1. P: You can finish patching her up at the ship.

    S: Yes, Captain. L: Ooo, your armor is so WARM!
  2. L: Heyyy, Sophie, do you want some of my blood?

    S: Don’t offer people your blood, Lt.
  3. P: Seriously, how are you still alive? L: I have

    a very high iron diet. S: Please try and keep her head elevated, Captain.
  4. L: Hold me tighter, Captain. P: Please tell me this

    is from the blood loss. S: Ummm, sure.
  5. L: Can we do that again, please? C: Not now,

    you’re still spewing blood.
  6. P: I can also see now why you’re not a

    pilot. S: *cough* Yup… L: Sophiiie!!!
  7. L: Your turn, Phasma! P: Honestly, could you be any

    more insufferable? S: Let’s...let’s just get back to the ship.
  8. P: Remind me to bloodlet the Lieutenant the next time

    we need to torcher someone. L (singing): This world is on fiiiire! S: Lt, please keep your head elevated!!!