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Mommy's Little Helper

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April 08, 2026
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Mommy's Little Helper

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April 08, 2026

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  6. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  7. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  8. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  9. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  10. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

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  12. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  13. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  14. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  15. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

  16. (VO): 'When life's dealt you a bad hand...'

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  59. (VO): '...use yours to take a sip.'

  60. (VO): '...use yours to take a sip.'

  61. (VO): '...use yours to take a sip.'

  62. (VO): '...use yours to take a sip.'

  63. (VO): '...use yours to take a sip.'

  64. (sfx): *angelic rock music, choir of angels*

  65. (sfx): *angelic rock music, choir of angels*

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  67. 'BAHHHHHHHH!'

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  69. 'Be a ram amongst the sheep.'

  70. (VO): 'Try the all new-'

  71. (VO): 'GUT-BUSTER'

  72. (VO): 'Available now.'

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  75. (sfx): *inhale*

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  82. 'SWEETHEART!'

  83. 'I was just looking for you!'

  84. 'I lost sight of you in the diacetyl-free butter-churning section

    and figured you'd wandered from-'

  85. 'I lost sight of you in the diacetyl-free butter-churning section

    and figured you'd wandered from-'

  86. '-our pre-approved aisles...'

  87. '-our pre-approved aisles...'

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  89. 'Well, I-'

  90. 'OH, don't fret, my little crunchy munchkin!'

  91. 'OH, don't fret, my little crunchy munchkin!'

  92. 'But we've got to get a move on...'

  93. '...I've got so many new recipes to prep for!'

  94. 'UGH!'

  95. 'Mom, not in public-'

  96. 'Mom, not in public-'

  97. 'Mom, not in public-'

  98. 'HUZZAH!'

  99. 'All-natural, unprocessed, and FDA-prohibited!'

  100. 'All-natural, unprocessed, and FDA-prohibited!'

  101. 'All-natural, unprocessed, and FDA-prohibited!'

  102. 'All-natural, unprocessed, and FDA-prohibited!'

  103. 'Now, get your sneaky lil' butt out of this ready-to-eat

    hellhole...'

  104. 'Now, get your sneaky lil' butt out of this ready-to-eat

    hellhole...'

  105. 'Mama's little helper will lead the way!'

  106. 'Mama's little helper will lead the way!'

  107. 'Mama's little helper will lead the way!'

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