what gab year

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1. INTERVIEWER: “And that is why we pride ourselves in finding, nurturing, and supporting the best talent that we can find-”
2. INTERVIEWER: “- and that, is you!”
9. INTERVIEWER: “I see you have a rather impressive Resumé.”
10. INTERVIEWER: “Several high profile candidate traineeships, proven problem solving and maximizing growth, company synergy, morale, oh... and on top of all the above, tripling profits?”
11. INTERVIEWER: “You are truly one of the most impressive candidates we have ever had apply. But one thing I just wanted to check, if you don’t mind? Here, around February 2013, there is a small gap in your work record... Would you care to tell us what you did during this period of self reflection and future self investment?”
15. *video game Music*
23. *Snif snif*
25. Harry: “Mum, is that vegetables I can smell?! you know how much I hate vegetables! Aaaaaargh!”
31. *indhales*
32. *exhales*
33. HARRY: “I WAS AT WAR WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST MOST TERRIFYING LEGENDARY MONSTERS!”
34. HARRY: “THE TOWN WHICH I LIVED IN WAS SUCCUMBED BY A LASER SHOOTING LIZARD, FROM HIS EYEBALLS – THAT WAS AROUND 350FT TALL!”
35. HARRY: “AFTER DAYS AND NIGHTS OF PURE CHAOS... I DEFEATED THE MONSTER TYRANT, BECAME A LOCAL LEGEND.”
36. HARRY: “ I WAS SHOWERED WITH PRAISE, RECEIVED DEDICATIONS IN THE FORM OF BRONZE SCULPTURES AND BOATS, BRIDGES AND EVEN BABIES, BEING NAMED AFTER ME.”
44. INTERVIEWER: “I... Wouldn’t usually do this, but... .”
45. INTERVIEWER: “But everything from your background, this story of your apparent gap, out of work.”
46. INTERVIEWER: “And with all of this you actually expect us, to allow you....”
47. INTERVIEWER: “TO LET YOU JUST, WALK AWAY FROM US?!
48. ONE WEEK LATER…
49. *video game Music*
53. SFX: *Panicked Crowd*
56. SFX: *BOOM!*
58. SFX: *GRRRRRR*
59. SFX: *GRRRRRR*
60. SFX: *RRRRRAAAAAAAA!*
62. SFX: *BAM*
63. SFX: *BAM*
66. SFX: *TAP TAP*
67. *video game music*
68. SFX: *RING RING*
70. HARRY: ” Yello?..”
71. SECRETARY: ” Sir, I understand this may be beyond any of us here and certainly most pay grades, but... There’s a giant Laser spewing Lizard Tyrant destroying the entirety of the city and our offices. Since you are the only one with proven expertise in handling such a situation, I was wondering if you...”
72. HARRY: ” My Gap year?! Ah yeah the laser lizard thingy - I uh meant, you know, the video game?... Lizard Tyrant 5: Return of the laser. Oh, by the way - could you cancel my meetings for the rest of today, please?.. I am getting ready for a boss fight right now and need some alone time to get some more EXP and stock up on elixirs. THANKS!
75. SFX: *bam!*
76. SFX: *BAM!*