IoT is at the peak of the hype cycle - what they call the 'Peak of Inflated Expectations’. Every IT organisation wants to ride the IoT wave. As with all new technologies, the battle over standards is always a struggle. The unresolved problem of software updates and short vendor support cycle combined with the lack of effort into security makes these devices an easy target. This talk will try to shine a light into this bizarre and scary future with a steady stream of funny and smart (as in clever, not internet-connected) jokes. Think about misconfigured cameras, televisions, home routers, baby monitors, toys and spammy refrigerators!