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A Gem of a Jam

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July 05, 2026
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A Gem of a Jam

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July 05, 2026

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Transcript

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  7. GUARD: *Yawns*

  8. GUARD: *Yawns*

  9. GUARD: *Yawns*

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  21. SFX: Boing!

  22. SFX: Boing!

  23. SFX: Boing!

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  25. SAMMY: Jackpot…

  26. SAMMY: Jackpot…

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  28. SAMMY: Ooh, Mama…

  29. SAMMY: Ooh, Mama…

  30. SAMMY: Ooh, Mama…

  31. SAMMY: Ooh, Mama…

  32. SAMMY: You’ve got everything I’m lookin for…

  33. SAMMY: You’ve got everything I’m lookin for…

  34. SAMMY: You’ve got everything I’m lookin for…

  35. SAMMY: Uh–In a diamond, that is…

  36. SAMMY: Uh–In a diamond, that is…

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  38. SFX: Blades Unsheathing

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  51. SAMMY: There we go!

  52. SAMMY: There we go!

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  54. SFX: Thunk!

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  57. SFX: Thunk

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  59. SFX: Thunk

  60. GUARD (O.S.): Hey! SFX: Clicking

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  64. SFX: Rattling

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  66. GUARD: Drop the diamond, dirtbag!

  67. GUARD: Drop the diamond, dirtbag!

  68. GUARD: Drop the diamond, dirtbag!

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  76. SFX: Helicopter Whirring

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  78. SAMMY: Right on time…

  79. SAMMY: Right on time…

  80. SAMMY: Right on time…

  81. SAMMY: Right on time…

  82. SFX: CRASH!

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  89. SAMMY: Sorry boys, you’ll have to take the next one.

  90. SAMMY: Sorry boys, you’ll have to take the next one.

  91. SAMMY: Toodles!

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  99. SAMMY: *Nervous Chuckling*

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  101. SAMMY: Dude, why haven’t you pulled me up yet?

  102. SAMMY: Dude, why haven’t you pulled me up yet?

  103. CONNOR: Uh…I’m trying! SFX: Helicopter Whirring, Console Beeping

  104. CONNOR: Uh…I’m trying!

  105. CONNOR: Uh…I’m trying!

  106. CONNOR: Do you think we did this backwards?

  107. CONNOR: Do you think we did this backwards?

  108. CONNOR: Do you think we did this backwards?

  109. CONNOR: *Strained Grunt*

  110. CONNOR: *Strained Grunt*

  111. SAMMY: No, we didn’t “do it backwards”!

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  113. SAMMY (O.S.): Well, because I’m the one with the claws!

  114. SAMMY (O.S.): Well, because I’m the one with the claws!

  115. SAMMY: Oh god–

  116. SAMMY: PULL ME UP NOW, JUST DO IT!!

  117. SAMMY: PULL ME UP NOW, JUST DO IT!!

  118. CONNOR: A-alright!!

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  121. SFX: Helicopter Whirring (Louder)

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  128. GUARDS: *Gasp*

  129. GUARDS: *Gasp*

  130. GUARDS: *Gasp*

  131. SAMMY: Best of luck catching me!

  132. SAMMY: Best of luck catching me!

  133. SAMMY: Best of luck catching me!

  134. SAMMY: A cat always lands on his–

  135. SAMMY: A cat always lands on his–

  136. SAMMY: A cat always lands on his–

  137. SAMMY: –AUGH!!

  138. SAMMY: *Pained Groan*

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  140. SAMMY: *Pained Groan*

  141. SAMMY: *Pained Groan*

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  144. GUARD: I NEED ALL UNITS, STAT!!

  145. GUARD: I NEED ALL UNITS, STAT!!

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  147. SFX: Helicopter Whirring

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  161. SFX: Sirens

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  172. SAMMY: *Spitting*

  173. SAMMY: *Coughing*

  174. SAMMY: *Pained Groan*

  175. SAMMY: AAH–!!

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  178. SFX: Swish

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  180. SFX: Swish

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  183. SFX: Swish

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  187. SAMMY: *Chuckle*

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  189. SAMMY: Aw…

  190. SAMMY: …come on!!

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  198. SFX:Thwack!

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  202. WOMAN: Wow, Valerie was right! Golf…

  203. WOMAN: …is…

  204. WOMAN: …twice as fun with two balls!

  205. SAMMY (O.S.): *Pained Squeal*

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  210. GUARD: All units…

  211. GUARD: All units…

  212. GUARD: All units…

  213. GUARD: …follow my lead and break left!

  214. GUARD: …follow my lead and break left!

  215. GUARD: …follow my lead and break left!

  216. GUARD: …follow my lead and break left!

  217. GUARD: That squeal means our thief isn’t far!!

  218. GUARD: That squeal means our thief isn’t far!!

  219. GUARD: That squeal means our thief isn’t far!!

  220. GUARD: That squeal means our thief isn’t far!!

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  223. SFX: Tires Skidding

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  235. MAN 1: So you’re down to go to baked bear

    after this?

  236. MAN 1: So you’re down to go to baked bear

    after this?

  237. MAN 1: So you’re down to go to baked bear

    after this?
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  239. MAN 2: Totally.

  240. MAN 1: Awesome.

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  242. SFX: Sirens

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  248. MAN 2: It’s such a nice day today.

  249. MAN 2: It’s such a nice day today.

  250. SFX: Sirens

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  254. SFX: Boat Horn

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  257. SFX: Waves

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  260. SAMMY: Get me to that boat!!

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  262. CONNOR: On it!

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  266. GUARD: Do not let them…

  267. GUARD: OUT OF YOUR SIGHTS!!

  268. SFX: Snap

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  271. SFX: CRUNCH!

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  276. SAMMY: Wa-Hoo!!

  277. SAMMY: Wa-Hoo!!

  278. SAMMY: Wa-Hoo!!

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  280. SFX: Sirens

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  290. SFX: Thud, Car horn

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  298. SFX: Shattering

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  300. SAMMY: *Gasp!*

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  304. SAMMY: *Chuckle*

  305. SAMMY: *Chuckle*

  306. SAMMY: I’m safe…

  307. SAMMY: …payload is too…

  308. CONNOR (V.O.): Fantastic!

  309. CONNOR (V.O.): Now lemme just take her down, nice and

    easy…

  310. CONNOR (V.O.): Now lemme just take her down, nice and

    easy…
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  312. SFX: BOOM!