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SOLDIER 1: Man, it’s hot as shit out here today.
Any idea why we got stuck cooking alive in 25 pounds of gear?
SOLDIER 2: Nope. Though all the higher-ups seem on edge
about something.
SOLDIER 2: Especially the captain.
SOLDIER 1: He’s always on edge about something. I’m pretty
sure it’s in the job description, anyway.
SOLDIER 2: Yeah but I dunno, something feels o today.
SOLDIER 2: The air feels a little extra thick for
some reason.
SOLDIER 1: You sure that’s not just the heat?
SOLDIER 2: It’s de nitely the heat, but there’s something
else too.
SOLDIER 2: You saw the chopper that came in this
morning? The guys that came o didn’t much look like Marines.
SOLDIER 1: Yeah, I saw that.
SOLDIER 1: When I asked Sarge about it, he pretended
he didn’t hear me.
SOLDIER 1: Weird.
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CAPTAIN: Get that helicopter in the air, NOW!
CAPTAIN: Contact Bravo Team on shore and tell them to
mobilize!
SOLDIER 1: Sir, if I may, what’s going on? Has
there been an attack?
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CAPTAIN: …
CAPTAIN: The-
OFFSCREEN SOLDIER: Captain! Bravo Team is requesting to speak with
you!
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SOLDIER 2: I don’t like this…
SOLDIER 1: I’ve never seen the captain that shaken up
about anything. What the fuck is going on?
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SOLDIER 1: No…
SOLDIER 2: What?! What’re you-
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SOLDIER 2: Oh my God. Is that…? SOLDIER 1: Yeah.
SOLDIER 1: It’s the end.
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